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Was in the store today looking at diamonds just because. Saw this super nice car pull up. Think it was a Bentley. This uppity lady walks in and starts walking towards me. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little toot and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like this.He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may I help you?'Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to shit yourself when I tell you the price!”