[jschwenker]

There are some advantages to being this age.

People will often stand and offer you their seat.

It’s very nice on the bus. A little creepy in the men’s room, though.

[mix4fix]

How do we know that Santa is a man?

He shows up late, eats your cookie, empties his sack,  comes only once, calls you a "ho, and leaves while you are asleep.