Joke of the Day

Guy 13 · « **Reply #1705 on:** 11 Jun 2016, 03:00 am »

That's a good one.

mightym · « **Reply #1706 on:** 18 Jun 2016, 12:04 pm »

I quit carrying a condom in my wallet.

I now carry a wet-nap package.

I figure the odds of me getting into some ribs, or wings, is much higher than me having sex....

Kenneth Patchen · « **Reply #1707 on:** 19 Jun 2016, 01:14 pm »

Father's Day joke my granddaughter told me:

Why did the man fall in love at the barbecue?

He just met the grill of his dreams.

JoshK · « **Reply #1708 on:** 21 Jun 2016, 04:59 pm »

"You the bomb!" "No you the bomb!"

A compliment in America, an argument in the middle east.

dex67 · « **Reply #1709 on:** 30 Jun 2016, 01:38 pm »

JoshK · « **Reply #1710 on:** 30 Jun 2016, 08:12 pm »

from reddit:

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

jhm731 · « **Reply #1711 on:** 10 Jul 2016, 07:00 am »

Bizarroterl · « **Reply #1712 on:** 12 Jul 2016, 11:04 pm »

PLEASE! This thread is for jokes, not politics stupidity.

JakeJ · « **Reply #1713 on:** 13 Jul 2016, 12:44 am »

Oh, I don't know, it seems like a pretty good joke to me and isn't too politically involved. Comme ci, comme ça, no?

Russell Dawkins · « **Reply #1714 on:** 13 Jul 2016, 01:26 am »

Perhaps this more acceptable:
(link deleted—political. Sorry)

JerryM · « **Reply #1715 on:** 13 Jul 2016, 03:18 am »

Tiptoeing on the no politics piece really isn't funny at all. Please, let's try to elevate our game.

A boy and his date were parked on a back road quite some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads quite some distance from town. Things were getting really hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy.

The girl said "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The boy reluctantly paid her, and they did the deed.

After smoking a cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

The boy said "Well, I should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

jhm731 · « **Reply #1716 on:** 18 Jul 2016, 11:59 pm »

JerryM · « **Reply #1717 on:** 19 Jul 2016, 02:26 am »

mikeeastman · « **Reply #1718 on:** 19 Jul 2016, 01:09 pm »

jhm731 · « **Reply #1719 on:** 26 Jul 2016, 07:31 pm »