The worst movie ever made? Indubitably.

JackD201 · « **Reply #200 on:** 30 Apr 2012, 04:58 pm »

Quote from: jimdgoulding on 10 Mar 2012, 03:47 am

I didn't get anything from this either, but I know there is a rebuttal coming!

Here's the rebuttal

Nicole Kidman Naked

bearuk · « **Reply #201 on:** 26 May 2012, 05:53 pm »

Heaven's Prisoners with Alec Baldwin and Teri Hatcher. I walked out halfway through and I'm pretty sure I didn't miss anything that might have changed my mind.

bhakti · « **Reply #202 on:** 31 May 2012, 01:47 am »

The Postman

Kevin Costner (cost more?)

the gall is unbelievable - the acting is unbearable!

jimdgoulding · « **Reply #203 on:** 31 May 2012, 02:13 am »

Quote from: bhakti on 31 May 2012, 01:47 am

The Postman

Kevin Costner (cost more?)

the gall is unbelievable - the acting is unbearable!

Oh, yes, good one and as you suggest, maybe the best, er, worst.

persisting1 · « **Reply #204 on:** 31 May 2012, 03:03 am »

Troll 2 has to be on this list. One of the worst movies of all time. The first Troll film had Sonny Bono in it. It was bad, but it can't compare to the second one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM

xsajohn · « **Reply #205 on:** 31 May 2012, 03:14 am »

The Tourist - Depp/Jolie. (saccharine soundtrack to boot).

hibuckhobby · « **Reply #206 on:** 31 May 2012, 12:41 pm »

Sheena of the Jungle. Only movie so bad that when I went
to the ticket counter and asked for my money back they gave
it to me without question.
Hibuck...

thunderbrick · « **Reply #207 on:** 31 May 2012, 12:46 pm »

Quote from: persisting1 on 31 May 2012, 03:03 am

Troll 2 has to be on this list. One of the worst movies of all time. The first Troll film had Sonny Bono in it. It was bad, but it can't compare to the second one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM

Jeez! That has to be the worst YouTube video of all time!

wushuliu · « **Reply #208 on:** 2 Jun 2012, 08:55 am »

Quote from: persisting1 on 31 May 2012, 03:03 am

Troll 2 has to be on this list. One of the worst movies of all time. The first Troll film had Sonny Bono in it. It was bad, but it can't compare to the second one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM

You've seen the documentary on that film, right? 'Best Worst Movie'. You have to watch both together. Troll 2 is so bad it's awesome.

Delta Wave · « **Reply #209 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 01:49 am »

Quote from: xsajohn on 31 May 2012, 03:14 am

The Tourist - Depp/Jolie. (saccharine soundtrack to boot).

That was really awful.

Randy · « **Reply #210 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 03:04 pm »

A 1960s flick that was terrible. Valley of the Dolls. We walked out about half way through.

Devil Doc · « **Reply #211 on:** 11 Jun 2012, 03:45 pm »

Back before terrible films were commonplace, I believe this was considered the worst.

Doc

chrisby · « **Reply #212 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 06:50 pm »

Quote from: Devil Doc on 11 Jun 2012, 03:45 pm

Back before terrible films were commonplace, I believe this was considered the worst.

Doc

before he became completely unhinged, didn't Mr Hughes have, "ahem", a hand in Jane's costuming?

Devil Doc · « **Reply #213 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 07:29 pm »

Yup, designed her bra, an underwire, which I believe is still available to (ahem) well endowed women. The facts are, however, she didn't wear it in the film.

Doc

thunderbrick · « **Reply #214 on:** 12 Jun 2012, 07:40 pm »

Quote from: Devil Doc on 12 Jun 2012, 07:29 pm

Yup, designed her bra, an underwire, which I believe is still available to (ahem) well endowed women. The facts are, however, she didn't wear it in the film.

Doc

Is that a "re-BUTT-al?"

persisting1 · « **Reply #215 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 03:03 am »

Quote from: wushuliu on 2 Jun 2012, 08:55 am

You've seen the documentary on that film, right? 'Best Worst Movie'. You have to watch both together. Troll 2 is so bad it's awesome.

I have to admit that I love it. You're right, it's so bad it's good.

The doc is great too!

Nilbog

djmckaytx · « **Reply #216 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 04:50 am »

Quote from: thunderbrick on 12 Jun 2012, 07:40 pm

Is that a "re-BUTT-al?"

Nice...

jimdgoulding · « **Reply #217 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 05:23 am »

Quote from: xsajohn on 31 May 2012, 03:14 am

The Tourist - Depp/Jolie. (saccharine soundtrack to boot).

That is kind of a nothing movie to me, too. Meaning nothing original about it.

wushuliu · « **Reply #218 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 05:51 am »

Quote from: Devil Doc on 12 Jun 2012, 07:29 pm

Yup, designed her bra, an underwire, which I believe is still available to (ahem) well endowed women. The facts are, however, she didn't wear it in the film.

Doc

So there are at least two good things about the movie...

wushuliu · « **Reply #219 on:** 15 Jun 2012, 06:03 am »

Okay, seriously, speaking of Hughes - there's another film that easily makes top 10 if not Top 5, but is also So Bad It's Good.

The Conqueror.

John Wayne as Genghis Khan.

That's right. Temujin. Mongolian Horde. Slant-eyed Duke.

I cannot overstate how phenomenally bad but quotable the film is. No words will suffice.
Just Wayne's saying his best friend's name gets me in stitches: Jamuga (jeh-mooga). And the dialogue, oh, it's genius. As close to Wayne doing Shakespeare as you'll ever get. But drunk, untalented Shakespeare. Shoot, I think I'm going to buy the movie right now before it disappears forever.

Unfortunately it is also the film where Wayne most likely contracted cancer as it was shot in ~~Nevada (?)~~, Utah in an area where nuclear testing was being conducted. Many people from the film died of cancer later on.