If You Could Send A Few Artists To An Early (Imaginary) Grave Who Would They Be?

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Imperial

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Hm... just nobody wish Crazy Harry back now, and we're safe!  :o

I agree with AudioSoul that this subject is...  :o
So I'm only gonna talk about imaginary artists..  :duh:

Imperial

soundbitten1

Alvin and the Chipmunks . We had the Xmas album in the house when i was a kid and  it was played over and over , year after year . Just shoot me if I ever have to listen to it again .

nathanm

Frank and I are rivals?  I didn't know. :scratch:
Anyway, let's get back on track.  Death, doom and destruction!  Who shall be wiped from the face of the earth by the force of a web forum?  It probably goes without saying that one would wish vacuous schlock like Britney Spears dead, but I always figured she'd end up dead soon enough.  It's hard not to know of her exploits as they always talk about her on the radio in the morning.  And that last stage performance was the worst thing I've seen since that rap performance by whatshisface at an Apple conference like a year or two ago.  So wretched that they axed it from the video.

And how is it that we had Milli Vanilli vilification back in the '80s when any one of these choreographed stage performances by pop stars on TV are all lip-synced to a recording?  So blatantly obvious, not even TRYING to fake it, and yet there's no backlash.  Sure I can dig that you can't sing and dance without huffing and puffing all over the microphone, but then why bother?

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My top five:

1)  Nickelback
2)  Nickelback
3)  Nickelback
4)  Nickelback
5)  Nickelback

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Frank and I are rivals?  I didn't know. :scratch:
Anyway, let's get back on track.  Death, doom and destruction!  Who shall be wiped from the face of the earth by the force of a web forum?  It probably goes without saying that one would wish vacuous schlock like Britney Spears dead, but I always figured she'd end up dead soon enough.  It's hard not to know of her exploits as they always talk about her on the radio in the morning.  And that last stage performance was the worst thing I've seen since that rap performance by whatshisface at an Apple conference like a year or two ago.  So wretched that they axed it from the video.

And how is it that we had Milli Vanilli vilification back in the '80s when any one of these choreographed stage performances by pop stars on TV are all lip-synced to a recording?  So blatantly obvious, not even TRYING to fake it, and yet there's no backlash.  Sure I can dig that you can't sing and dance without huffing and puffing all over the microphone, but then why bother?

 Your sense of humor makes my day.


 Frank

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The Swedish chef sang once in awhile, ya know....insk, sinky isker tweeter doo. Mork, mork, mork.

Wayner  aa (I'm Norweign)

Actually, he says this when he is making chocolate mousse.  :drool:
Yeerrr guuoorsh heeer, deeuuum, dedeeshka duu. Ieeebur deroor iehroom, Bork Bork Bork!
"It" goes in here, and that goes in there, then we stir it - Cook cook cook! (I think that's what he says! )

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Actually, my brothers name IS Frank!

You're down!  :thumb:




giantsteps


 Valeu bicho! Tamos ai! Passa ai no pedaco que a gente segura as pontas! Valeu? Ta  falado!!



 Frank

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Sim eu disse! Rectifica também, não pode você lê-lo? oh irmão!  :D

Imperial


giantsteps

Sim eu disse! Rectifica também, não pode você lê-lo? oh irmão!  :D

Imperial



 Seu Portugues e uma merda! Mas tudo bem. Valeu ! Nesses tempos dificeis a ordem do dia e manter a cabeca elevada e " try to maintain a healthy dose of humor". Amanha the Stock market will dictate, pass on to those who are listening where we will be circa Oct. 2009.Pay attention.



 Frank

Whitese

Try this on for size:

Diana Krall can't sing!

Gene

LOL...I think she can sing, but the music is so boring after awhile...I dont think she has a lot of range.

My list:

1. Santana (for playing the same riffs and 4 chords he ever knew...) for 40 years
2. Sex Pistols...(for saying they hate YES...lol) and i think the music sucks.
3. Mariah Carey, for putting dog whistle manufacturers out of business.
4. most other pop shmoes and their producers.

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 Anyone who learns three chords.... steps on stage

 Frank

Oh man, I'm thinking Billy Squier burst into flames as soon as you clicked "Post".   :icon_lol:

Have fun,
Jerry

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"If You Could Send A Few Artists To An Early (Imaginary) Grave Who Would They Be?"

Off the "top of my head".....the one person that came to mind.....

The screeching....yelling.....voice of.....

Yoko Ono....

Glad she's no longer recording....I think. :?

giantsteps

"If You Could Send A Few Artists To An Early (Imaginary) Grave Who Would They Be?"

Off the "top of my head".....the one person that came to mind.....

The screeching....yelling.....voice of.....

Yoko Ono....

Glad she's no longer recording....I think. :?


 Definitely...BTW WTF did John see in her in the first place? :scratch:


 Frank

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Forget the artists themselves. You gotta send the producers that manufacture these bands and horrible pop music like Ron Pearlman and Max Martin


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My top five:

1)  Nickelback
2)  Nickelback
3)  Nickelback
4)  Nickelback
5)  Nickelback


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amadeus916

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My top five:

1)  Nickelback
2)  Nickelback
3)  Nickelback
4)  Nickelback
5)  Nickelback


I always thought this was funny, if you hand't heard it...

Nickelback rips off nickelback.  :lol:

http://www.sprkus.com/2007/09/27/nickelback-song-rips-off-nickelback/