[sfraser]

I told you a billion times not to exaggerate!

[rmurray]

  From Bob Dylan... "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now!" This has applied to me with every passing year of living.

[sfraser]

The was a extended period in my life when my  dad consistently addressed me   as "Jesus H Christ" or so it seemed. As in "Jesus H Christ will you turn that music down" For a while I thought I was divine....dad quickly corrected me . I think about that often, and smile fondly,  when I am referencing my own  22 yr old son.....who I refer to as " The Boy"

[Robert D]

My Dad used to say or course with a glass of wine in his hand. 

Here is to the girl that lives on top of the hill.....
If she won't do it .... her sister will Here is to the girl that lives on top of the hill .. and of course he would raise his Glass to all around the table.

Robert 

[jMelvin]

".. as useful as tits on a bull" is a favorite of mine. Fill in the blank with "he's, she's, that's"

[Guy 13]

Hi all Audio Circle members.
Here's one that I've heard a long time ago from an American friend of mine:

{{ Up the creek without a paddle. }}

and this other one from the same guy:

As useless as a pair of tits on a leghorn !

My father that faugth (Fight) the WWII,
told me many times:

Shoot first, then ask questions.

Guy 13
 

[Robert D]

Hi all Audio Circle members.
Here's one that I've heard a long time ago from an American friend of mine:

{{ Up the creek without a paddle. }}

and this other one from the same guy:

As useless as a pair of tits on a leghorn !


My father that faugth (Fight) the WWII,
told me many times:

Shoot first, then ask questions.

Guy 13

So It's Clear For All

Robert

[sfraser]

So It's Clear For All

Robert

I have seen a similar sign that said "Trespassers will be Violated" I always though that was cute.

[PRELUDE]

Lend your money and lose your friend.

[Laundrew]

My mom and dad to my two wayward brothers, "wise-up and behave, or your kids are just going to be like you and you will understand what you put us through." Laundrew "snickers," my mom and dad were right 

Be well...

[Laundrew]

".. as useful as tits on a bull" is a favorite of mine. Fill in the blank with "he's, she's, that's"

My dad to me when I was young and playing hockey in the Peterborough area...

"You're like a bull in a china shoppe, what you don't break you 'crap' on."

I was a very "awkward" hockey player 

Be well...

[spinner]

 I am ,what you see........

[PRELUDE]

lightning never strikes the same place twice.

Of course it has to rain first which it does not.

[PRELUDE]

A man who never made a mistake, never made anything. 

[Guy 13]

A man who never made a mistake, never made anything.

Hi PRELUDE and all Audio Circle members.

In my 64 years of life,

I made lots of mistakes,

then, I must conclude that

I must have accomplished a lot...

I often say when I make a mistake:

It's not the first time and not the last time either.

Guy 13.

[PRELUDE]

Hi PRELUDE and all Audio Circle members.

In my 64 years of life,

I made lots of mistakes,

then, I must conclude that

I must have accomplished a lot...

I often say when I make a mistake:

It's not the first time and not the last time either.

Guy 13.

Then you made a lot of things.
One of the good ones was when I left the flash light on in the speaker box and screwed the drivers.When I moved the speaker and I heard the noise,I looked at my work bench and did not see the flash light I already new where is it.

[PRELUDE]

Advise no one to go to war or marry.   

[thunderbrick]

Advise no one to go to war or marry.

I didn't know there was a difference.............

[SlushPuppy]

I didn't know there was a difference.............

 

[Rclark]

Advise no one to go to war or marry.

 thanks. I will do neither by choice.