*Semi-tongue-in-cheek*
GOD:
Ok, I really hate people so I'm gonna pretend I don't exist and avoid all contact with everyone in the whole world except a few old cranks. I'll make some laws and only tell the wierd old cranks who can then tell all the others, and I'm *really* gonna get pissed if the masses don't listen! In fact I'm gonna be so angry that they can all burn in hell for eternity, their crops can turn to dust, I'll raze their cities, kill their first born, infest their lives with plague and pestilence, make their rivers run with blood and make them go to bed with no supper.
I want them to pray to me and hold me above all else... or else! I want every one of those disbelieving heretics to burn and die. I want people to suffer for me, to put themselves into poverty for me and to form an orderly line while doing so because I am a loving, passionate and forgiving GOD.
The above isn't how a 'good' god should read in my books, which is one reason I thnk the Bible and organized religeon is full of it. If there is indeed a supreme being, I'm sure it'd look down on us with total incredulity and bewilderment. All that was written in the Bible was written by *men* evil, despicable, vile people intent on terrorising the sheep for their own ends, and modern organised religeon is perpetuating that evil. I can't imagine any supreme being wanting to be part of such a hateful tome.
If the quotes in this thread are anythig to go by, God needs some serious ego and anger management therapy to deal with those vengence issues. However, as I don't believe in God, I'll just have to put it down to the evil men who wrote the Bible. They have much to answer for.
..or at least that's how I read it so far. Maybe I've just seen too many movies
Oh, and please, can someone translate the Bible into plain, readable English. Medievil gibberish is just too much work, no wonder people misinterpret the thing so much. Talk about a hard read.