Fats Waller sounds better in mono, hmm?
Re mysterious AVA effects, a couple of months ago I was listening to the Ultravalve et. al. until the wee hours, when my neighbor drove in, and while he was parking his car I heard some beeping sound. I was getting ready to panic but the beeps went away. Some days passed, same wee hours, same beeps. This time I was able to get to the right speaker and put my ear right against it, darn it if it wasn't beeping. Before I could act, beeping stopped. I looked at the clock, went to bed. By now I'm starting to make a habit of staying up late and sure enough, it happens again and at the very same time. This time I'm ready, I go to the speaker, then back towards the amp and sure enough my Ultravalve is beeping!

I figured Frank was downloading his instructions from Planet Klaxxon (btw that's why his amps sound so good). Next day I've got the Volcano vaporizer going, literally waiting for the particular wee hour and sure enough, it beeps again. I am
almost ready to call Frank or post here but I figure it's too risky, I might get abducted and who knows if I'll like it on Planet K?
Next afternoon, I take a look around the amp. I see a bag. I look inside the bag. I find an ancient LCD stopwatch.

What a relief, to exonerate the Klaxxons, the Ultravalve and the Volcano...