That Lexicon blue ray is sure to win some awards this year. And the best blue ray clone award goes to..... wait for it........ LEXICON... 
I have just been informed that Lexicon has adopted a transitional corporate name of LEXICOPY, until later in the year, when the name will be changed to LEXICONARTIST. Additionally, the BD-30 will be designated the LEXICLONE. Also, Mr. T. has signed on to become Lexicon's spokesperson, and in the promotional materials, he refers to Lexicon customers with his trademark statement, "Pity the Fool". Lexicon has also developed an inside marketing strategy that has been code named the LEXI-SCREW. As part of the new marketing strategy, Lexicon's President will have the code name, Pimp, and the other employees will all be referred to by a different code name.
Lastly, Lexicon has reported that relabeling other manufacturers' products and passing them off as their own has become too expensive, and they have decided to adopt Linn Audio New Hampshire's practice of merely covering the other manufacturers' labels with a sharpie. Lexicon maintains that this is not illegal because it happens all the time and everyone knows about it. They also consider Mr. T's statement, "Pity the Fool", as both legal notice and a disclaimer, in the event that there are some future legal issues.
