Today's Smile

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« Reply #1780 on: 23 Oct 2023, 09:08 pm »


Hi, I come to tune your guitar.
But, I didn't call anyone.
I know, it's your neighbour that call me.

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1781 on: 23 Oct 2023, 10:01 pm »
An Engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there,
accidentally sends him to Hell.
It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with
the level of comfort in Hell.
He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell
has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the
engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"
Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning,
flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next."
"What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."
"Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff,
and I'm keeping him!"
God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you
going to get a lawyer?"

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« Reply #1784 on: 24 Oct 2023, 01:38 pm »



Ok, this one is my new favorite.

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« Reply #1787 on: 25 Oct 2023, 11:23 am »


Hi, that between two exercise is not needed if all the songs are good,
so you just have to make the needle land on the first song.
Something that rarely happen.

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« Reply #1788 on: 25 Oct 2023, 04:39 pm »
Hi, that between two exercise is not needed if all the songs are good,
so you just have to make the needle land on the first song.
Something that rarely happen.


This reminds of the good ol' bad days when I used to take hours to make 1 hour cassette tapes of my favorite songs off of albums. Now I just put JRiver on shuffle - whew.

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« Reply #1792 on: 26 Oct 2023, 10:29 am »


WOW ! That's not what I call hi-fidelity !

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« Reply #1794 on: 26 Oct 2023, 03:15 pm »
ouch!

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« Reply #1799 on: 28 Oct 2023, 11:54 am »


My friend's mother, use a broom to seperate her (BIG) sons from fighting. LOL.