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An Engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there,accidentally sends him to Hell.It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied withthe level of comfort in Hell.He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hellhas air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, theengineer is a pretty popular guy.One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning,flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineeris going to come up with next.""What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer?That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me.""Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff,and I'm keeping him!"God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are yougoing to get a lawyer?"
We had a 1970s Town and Country wagon that had a floor button to change the radio station. My father convinced everyone that the radio was tuned to his voice to change stations. Picture 8 Little Leaguers yelling change and nothing till dad said change and the dial would move. Freaked them all out and thought we had the coolest car on the planet!!
Love that one!