Today's Smile

bkatbamna · « **Reply #1822 on:** 6 Nov 2023, 03:55 am »

Quote from: mikeeastman on 23 Oct 2023, 10:01 pm

An Engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there,
accidentally sends him to Hell.
It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with
the level of comfort in Hell.
He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell
has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the
engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"
Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning,
flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next."
"What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer?
That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."
"Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff,
and I'm keeping him!"
God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."
Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you
going to get a lawyer?"

There are only two known lawyer jokes: the rest are true stories.

Laundrew · « **Reply #1823 on:** 6 Nov 2023, 11:33 am »

Alain Arseneault · « **Reply #1824 on:** 6 Nov 2023, 01:54 pm »

Laundrew · « **Reply #1825 on:** 7 Nov 2023, 11:25 am »

AllanS · « **Reply #1826 on:** 7 Nov 2023, 11:40 am »

May your light shine brightly.

Saturn94 · « **Reply #1827 on:** 7 Nov 2023, 01:18 pm »

Quote from: Laundrew on 7 Nov 2023, 11:25 am

Dan H · « **Reply #1828 on:** 7 Nov 2023, 01:24 pm »

Not only can I identify it, I can wander out to the garage and take a picture of one.

rodge827 · « **Reply #1829 on:** 7 Nov 2023, 01:29 pm »

We had a 1970s Town and Country wagon that had a floor button to change the radio station. My father convinced everyone that the radio was tuned to his voice to change stations. Picture 8 Little Leaguers yelling change and nothing till dad said change and the dial would move. Freaked them all out and thought we had the coolest car on the planet!!

JCarney · « **Reply #1830 on:** 7 Nov 2023, 03:43 pm »

Quote from: rodge827 on 7 Nov 2023, 01:29 pm

We had a 1970s Town and Country wagon that had a floor button to change the radio station. My father convinced everyone that the radio was tuned to his voice to change stations. Picture 8 Little Leaguers yelling change and nothing till dad said change and the dial would move. Freaked them all out and thought we had the coolest car on the planet!!

Gotta love Dads that have a sense of humor. Good stuff.

JCarney

Scroof Neachy · « **Reply #1831 on:** 7 Nov 2023, 11:57 pm »

And the snow would melt from your boot a run into the assembly and freeze when you parked and went drinking in mid-winter. On your way home, half-drunk, it wouldn’t engage because it was still frozen.

Laundrew · « **Reply #1832 on:** 8 Nov 2023, 09:41 am »

Alain Arseneault · « **Reply #1833 on:** 8 Nov 2023, 12:21 pm »

I.Greyhound Fan · « **Reply #1834 on:** 8 Nov 2023, 03:53 pm »

That button is a switch to turn on the brights of a car.

JCarney · « **Reply #1835 on:** 8 Nov 2023, 04:37 pm »

JCarney

cementhead · « **Reply #1836 on:** 8 Nov 2023, 10:16 pm »

Love that one!

Laundrew · « **Reply #1837 on:** 8 Nov 2023, 11:59 pm »

Quote from: cementhead on 8 Nov 2023, 10:16 pm

Love that one!

+1

Been chuckling about that one all day.

Be well...

Laundrew · « **Reply #1838 on:** 9 Nov 2023, 12:05 pm »

JCarney · « **Reply #1839 on:** 9 Nov 2023, 04:24 pm »

JCarney