
Aside from my dream vehicle being a very cool ride, a hearse is also a most practical vehicle.
1. If it breaks down and strands you by the side of the road - you have ample space to lie down while waiting for the tow truck to arrive.
2. Parents will no longer allow their children to play ball hockey in your driveway.
3. Canvassers may think twice before they ring your doorbell.
4. Wondering how you will get your building supplies back from Home Depot will no longer be an issue.
5. You can supplement your income by making deliveries for your local funeral home during peak times and on the bright side, your passenger will not “yap” your ears off during the trip.
6. You will not look out of place or somewhat “odd” during your picnics at your favourite cemetery.
7. People will point and stare - but that’s OK since they do that when you are out walking the dog anyway.
Be well…