Well I'd like my second post to exceed my first, but I think I set the bar too high.
What, nobody can take a joke over here? If it'll help, I can use one of those smiley emoticons so everyone will know when I'm not entirely serious.

Yeah, I know, I'm one of those crazy people that doesn't believe that OJ is on a qwest for the "real killers" at any of his local golf courses. Him and his crack foursome of investigators.
I own and have owned a number of Danny's products. I was going to comment on his killer sale on X components right now, but funds are tight, so I commented where he was looking for nothing other than his customer's moral support. Hell at the prices of Danny's products, you don't expect us all to be elitists, do you? Well for the record, I did buy them all used, after all the MLS news came out and people started dumping them like they sounded like schifty acted.
Danny, if you haven't figured it out yet, we are all behind you. Anybody that is going to do their homework enough to find this idiot's smear campaign, will find more than enough info like this which will counteract anything this idiot has to say. I can't believe he's mad at you when you did him a huge favor by reselling his lemon for him. Nobody's going to believe this guy; who's never had a problem with a used car salesman before? And please keep making your excellent products at reasonable prices, even if it means bringing some swag like me into audiophile forums.
Yeah, I just reread my first post-- way funnier.