This happened today! Honest!
You go into a higher-end used LP store, and notice people of all ages rooting through nicely organized bins of somewhat pricey LPs, and as you head back to the rock section you notice a guy who has all the earmarks of an old stoner and............
1. Has his greying hair pulled back in a ponytail, which barely hides his bald spot.
2. He's wearing the requisite Harley t-shirt
3. He has the typical faded jeans with holes on all the right places,
4. And
Wait for it.
He has no damned TEETH!
What hath God wrought?????