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You know you are getting old when..........

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Diamond Dog

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Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #60 on: 30 May 2011, 01:35 am »
Quote from: Devil Doc on 30 May 2011, 12:34 am
...you go to bed healthly and wake up injured.

Doc.

 :rotflmao:
Owwww...and it hurts to ROFLMAO, too....

D.D.
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bside123

Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #61 on: 30 May 2011, 01:39 am »
You know that you're getting old if you knew the Dead Sea while it was still sick.
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Mike Nomad

Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #62 on: 30 May 2011, 03:41 am »
You can't hear anything above 17K, and you don't care. (I'm not _quite_ there yet.)
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Scottdazzle

Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #63 on: 31 May 2011, 12:04 am »
you go to a major league baseball game where every player has a signature song played when he steps to the plate... and you don't recognize any of them.
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SteveFord

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Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #64 on: 31 May 2011, 12:21 am »
Your wife gleefully points out that you predate stereo FM tuners...
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thunderbrick

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Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #65 on: 31 May 2011, 03:24 am »
This happened today!  Honest!

You go into a higher-end used LP store, and notice people of all ages rooting through nicely organized bins of somewhat pricey LPs, and as you head back to the rock section you notice a guy who has all the earmarks of an old stoner and............

1.  Has his greying hair pulled back in a ponytail, which barely hides his bald spot.
2.  He's wearing the requisite Harley t-shirt
3.  He has the typical faded jeans with holes on all the right places,
4.  And







Wait for it.









He has no damned TEETH!

What hath God wrought????? :rotflmao: :dunno: :thumbdown:
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Matty_J

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Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #66 on: 31 May 2011, 11:51 pm »
When you're watching American Idol, and don't have a clue as to whom the artist is they're singing, but get excited when they sing a Led Zeppelin, or Judas Priest song!
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stereocilia

Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #67 on: 1 Jun 2011, 01:04 am »
A kid comes up to my wife and me at the Eoto concert filled with twenty-somethings and younger saying, "you guys actually *like* this music?"  Aw man, I'm 36.  Then I thought about it.  The band must be about ten years older.  Twerp.
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Thump553

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Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #68 on: 2 Jun 2011, 03:27 pm »
Last summer I went to a great Crosby, Stills and Nash concert.  My old moment was when I realized that all the braless chicks running around in tiedyed T-shirts were chasing their grandkids.

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Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #69 on: 2 Jun 2011, 03:39 pm »
Quote from: Thump553 on  2 Jun 2011, 03:27 pm
Last summer I went to a great Crosby, Stills and Nash concert.  My old moment was when I realized that all the braless chicks running around in tiedyed T-shirts were chasing their grandkids.

This was not a pretty sight I'm guessing.  :lol:
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martyo

Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #70 on: 2 Jun 2011, 04:34 pm »
When you read and post in topics like this. :o
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rms

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Re: You know you are getting old when..........
« Reply #71 on: 2 Jun 2011, 04:40 pm »
All your favorite musicians look like your grandfather
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