Chuck Josephson's gallery/shrine is open for business again

TheeeChosenOne · « **Reply #40 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 04:46 am »

LMFAO!

I read thru this whole thread for the first time just now.

You guys are a riot!

Thanks for the pictures and inciting comments. You guys put me into tears of laughter!

lonewolfny42 · « **Reply #41 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 04:59 am »

Chuck, I was checking out you gallery photos.

Concerning you car, have you done anything to the roof of the car? I see you took care of the hood and the trunk.

chuck josephson · « **Reply #42 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 05:44 am »

Quote from: bubba966

Quote from: Marbles
Quote from: chuck josephson
By the way I just checked my pictures were viewed 2027 times and my picture 270 .This is a world
record .Tweaking was viewed 6240 times.And the pictures havent been out that long.

It's human nature to look at a car wreck too Chuck...pretty much the same thing

Correction-What you are saying is
that it is YOUR nature to enjoy looking at car wrecks.
You derive pleasure seeing the blood and agony of maimed people.There are others and most normal people who dont share your perverse fetish.You can only
speak for yourself.I am told you like to follow fire engines
to watch fires too.To each his own!

satfrat · « **Reply #43 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 05:49 am »

Woo Marbles,,, OUCH!

Regards, Robin

chuck josephson · « **Reply #44 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:04 am »

Quote from: Andrikos

An observation:

Look at the pictures of Chuck J.:
Separate the torso from the legs (right at the missing belt line)
Doesn't it look like TWO different bodies?

Classic bodybuilder syndrome: Work the upper body, neglect the toothpick legs...

Who are you?
Are you a bodybuilder?Lets see what you look like.I dare
you.Have you been peeping in my bathroom window.You must have to have seen my legs.I bet you
I could separate YOUR torso with no problem.

chuck josephson · « **Reply #45 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:10 am »

Quote from: lonewolfny42

Chuck, I was checking out you gallery photos. Concerning you car, have you done anything to the roof of the car? I see you took care of the hood and the trunk.

Yes ,I had to have the roof done but most I did myself.Thanks for your interest.

nathanm · « **Reply #46 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:10 am »

Maybe you should work on separating your sentences with spaces.

chuck josephson · « **Reply #47 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:15 am »

Quote from: Andrikos

Quote from: Psychicanimal
Quote from: Andrikos

Classic bodybuilder syndrome: Work the upper body, neglect the toothpick legs...

Chuck,

Is that right?
We haven't seen any pictures of a squat rack...
Because of Prostitites I have stopped squatting .I do leg extensions and sissy squats .In the past I did 15 reps with 300lbs.

BTW,
Chuck, even if you don't have "toothpick legs" PLEASE don't show them to us, I'm begging ya!

chuck josephson · « **Reply #48 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:21 am »

Quote from: Psychicanimal

Quote from: audiojerry
Looks like Chuck has had a rich and rewarding life. His first mate (circa 1956?) had one hell of a (Grecian?) body.
Thanks for sharing Chuck.

He might even design his own juicer and compete with Jack La Lane's TV infomercials!!!

Francisco,This thread was dying until I juiced it up.What
fun.It worked according to plan.

Sa-dono · « **Reply #49 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:29 am »

Quote from: chuck josephson

Because of Prostitites I have stopped squatting .I do leg extensions and sissy squats .In the past I did 15 reps with 300lbs.

Did anyone else read that as "Because of Prostitutes.."?

Word of the day Chuck...prostatitis.

The word I substituted was much closer to your spelling...one vowel change vs. two...although I knew what you meant.

And 300 lbs for squats??

That's weenie weight for a "bodybuilder." To justify myself in advance, I used to squat 495 lbs for 12 reps. Well before I hurt my back anyway. Now I do leg presses. Right now I'm doing 870 lbs for 12 reps..and still increasing the weight.

chuck josephson · « **Reply #50 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:32 am »

Quote from: nathanm

Maybe you should work on separating your sentences with spaces.

Nathan ,do you really want to start with me again.?
When I want your help I will let you know.,even if I want it I dont want it.I sent you a note to look at my Bozaks
and installation .I hope you thought the room was interesting.as as compared to my present system.The
only thing I am going to work on is Mr. Eric ,but that will come later.

chuck josephson · « **Reply #51 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:38 am »

Quote from: TheeeChosenOne

LMFAO!

I read thru this whole thread for the first time just now.

You guys are a riot!

Thanks for the pictures and inciting comments. You guys put me into tears of laughter!

You havent seen anything yet .Wait till I really
get started.Have you read Tweaking yet .Go back and read it again .Its the funniest.

chuck josephson · « **Reply #52 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 06:58 am »

Quote from: Sa-dono

Did anyone else read that as "Because of Prostitutes.."? Word of the day Chuck...prostatitis. The word I substituted was much closer to your spelling...one vowel change vs. two...although I knew what you meant.

And 300 lbs for squats?? That's weenie weight for a "bodybuilder." To justify myself in advance, I used to squat 495 lbs for 12 reps. Well before I hurt my back anyway. Now I do leg presses. Right now I'm doing 870 lbs for 12 reps..and still increasing the weight.

Thats great Sa-Dono .You must look great.How old are you ?How much do you weigh.?What
steroids do you take?I am 73 and weigh 150.I hope you
will still be pumping iron when you are my age.Some of
the best turn into crap when they reach my age.Sorry for the spelling but Im tired and have to get up early to
go to my teaching job.We can talk bodybuilding some other time.Have you ever seen Lee Priest .He is short but incredible.A lot of the sport is steroids and chemicals.
Health be damned.

doug s. · « **Reply #53 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 03:04 pm »

Quote from: chuck josephson

Correction-What you are saying is
that it is YOUR nature to enjoy looking at car wrecks.
You derive pleasure seeing the blood and agony of maimed people.There are others and most normal people who dont share your perverse fetish.You can only
speak for yourself.I am told you like to follow fire engines
to watch fires too.To each his own!

chuck, unfortunately, yure mistaken here. most *normal* folk *do* enjoy looking at car wrecks. ya may tink it's perverse, ya may not like it - that's ok, suit yourself; but it *IS* normal. which is why there is *always* a traffic back up when there is a wreck alongside the road, even if all lanes are clear. even if/when there are *six* lanes clear for traffic to get by. even if the wreck is on the *other* side of the highway. amhik...

i'm not saying it's good or bad that normal folk like to look at wrecks - i make no judgments here. i'm only saying's normal, not a perverse fetish. (unlike body building?

) i have always found it's easier to get along in this society by not blinding oneself to its realities...

doug s.

Psychicanimal · « **Reply #54 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 03:15 pm »

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i have always found it's easier to get along in this society by not blinding oneself to its realities...

What does that mean?

doug s. · « **Reply #55 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 03:22 pm »

Quote from: Psychicanimal

Quote from: doug s.
i have always found it's easier to get along in this society by not blinding oneself to its realities...

What does that mean?

what i means is it's better to accept the human condition as it exists, and act accordingly, instead of considering normal activity to be *perverse*...

ymmv?

doug s.

Marbles · « **Reply #56 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 03:35 pm »

For the record, I don't get any pleasure at seeing the broken bodies of a car wreck. I do like to see the broken cars at a wreck though.

I also get pleasure from seeing the insides of your doublewide Chuck. It makes me feel so much better with what I have.

hmen · « **Reply #57 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 03:37 pm »

People don't enjoy looking at trainwrecks. It's just a case of people's curiosity getting the better of them.

nathanm · « **Reply #58 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 03:38 pm »

Quote from: chuck josephson

Nathan ,do you really want to start with me again.?

No, of course not! I would NOT want you to rip off my arms and legs and swap their positions. Heck, Marbles would probably be drawn in by the scent of blood and come to watch the carnage. He is one sick fiend. Nobody wants that.

While some folks would like to see your thighs grow like tree trunks I simply would like to see the legibility of your posts grow, that's all. Period space space - That's all the help I'm offering. Give 'er a try, teach.

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I sent you a note to look at my Bozaks and installation .

Really? I sent you a reply to that message. Now, this is pure speculation here; but I am willing to bet this means I knew that.

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I hope you thought the room was interesting.as as compared to my present system.

It's ALL interesting Chuck! Why else would it be so popular? Actually it reminds me a lot of a cookbook my mom got years ago. Quite amusing.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0898151899/103-1722890-8935019?v=glance

(unfortunately this link doesn't feature any of the interior photographs in the cookbook, but trust me - they have that same kitschy quality of Chuck's pad.

And I mean that in a good way.)

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The only thing I am going to work on is Mr. Eric ,but that will come later.

The way I see it Eric The Red just posted a link to your Gallery knowing how much everyone would enjoy and learn from it. (plastic staple sales are going up as we speak) How that constitutes 'startin' some shit' I haven't a clue. "Thanks Chuck" and a link - not much to be read into there! But no matter; I do hope you post pictures of you ripping his torso in half regardless! Let the carnage begin! This could be the first time someone tears another human being in half via message board! (Must be some new code the admins are working on?)

lonewolfny42 · « **Reply #59 on:** 25 Sep 2003, 04:12 pm »

Do to the lack of jokes in the sports bar circle, I guess this thread will have to do.