when you think someone is banging, thumping, or walking upstairs, but turn it down and find it's not the case.
Yes, Or calling my name... All the time.
when you keep thinking you hear your cell phone go off so many times that you just turn the thing off to be sure.
Sometimes i just keep the thing in plain sight because it happens on certain tracks.
when your cat gets spooked and crouches down and nervously scans between the speakers to see what it is that they're hearing but not seeing.
Dont have a cat, but my cockatiel goes nuts when I play santana's Put your lights on.
when you stop the music because you hear noise, buzzing, hissing in your system, only to realize it's on the recording and it's annoyingly audible.
Not that so much, But a couple times Ive thought it was raining or water leaking etc among other things.
when you try to critically listen, only to enter a dazelike state and lose sense of space and time.
This is weird. For me, I feel like im weightless and sort of cant feel.. anything, And feel like im watching the show from sometimes right up close like im 3 feet away and the people singing are 20' tall. And thats not even alcohol induced. I cant even imagine what that would be like

when after listening, you can't believe everybody isn't obsessed with 2 channel audio, and that they need to re-evaluate their priorities ASAP.
No, Not really. I like being into something not to many people are into.
when you find yourself buying more and more music because it's reported to be of fantastic audio quality, and not necessarily something you would have chosen for it's musical content.
A couple times. Stupid idea. Wont do it anymore.

when you pop in some music in the morning, and all of a sudden, being late for work doesn't seem to be a big deal anymore.
Well, If i had time to bother turning on the system to listen for maybe 10 mins.
when buying that new audio component as a wedding anniversary present seems like a valid and reasonable idea.
Hmm, I will keep that in mind

when you loan out gear and nervously wait to get it back.
Never loaned any out...but if i had. yes.
when you announce to people that you're going to listen to music as if you're going to attend an event, and it's understood that you'll be gone for a while.
nah.
when you spend too much time on AudioCircle, chasing after that last %
No.. Just here for the fun of it
