you want cheesy. The B.A.S.S. series.
Big
Ass
Sound
Stage
A more serious name; Kodachrome series, as is vivid colorful images. With possible numeric names for different models. Ex. 4.2S. 4 woofers,2 mids, S for subwoofer. Might be some copyright problems though. Something to do with vivid imaging, I'll keep thinking.
Illusion, Virtual, Resolution, Intense,?