Once upon a time there was rather quirky chap who tended to see things in abstract terms and not how they might actually be. As a result of this rather tedious and unfortunate affliction and general lack of "common sense" he tended to overlook things that to the acceptably lucid general public would seem to be, shall we say, if we must, rather obvious.
This unfortunate fellow decided one day to channel his energy and inspiration into the rather entertaining and frustrating hobby of audio electronics. He toiled into the wee hours of the morning on many an eve to accomplish perceived success and contentment in his, ultimately futile, endeavor and eventually, through hard work, fortitude, and intrepid endeavor, reasonably accomplished his rather useless goal
. He then began to wonder why his beloved copies of music did not sound as dynamic as they once had despite his best efforts to rectify the situation through trial and error and a switching of a great many rather expensive parts.
Then, while imbibing and enjoying his favorite vices, and generally piddling away valuable hours in his entertaining, yet ultimately meaningless, hobby he had an epiphany. You see, he had built an audio system that, while sounding warm and inviting had one rather unwelcome and most foul quality. It inverted the precious and blessed signal coming from his much acclaimed source. He immediately jumped and hopped and verily he did change the polarity of the specially braided conductors leading to his cleverly designed and much beloved loudspeakers.
Since that fateful day the rather silly chap has indeed enjoyed the true timbre and pace of his dearest and favorite musical reproductions in their full audible spectrum and all his cohorts and comrades rejoiced and reveled in his contentment. Is that some silly crap or what? I can't believe I didn't make the connection sooner. DUH!! I don't need tweeters anymore Scott.
