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Dan Banquer

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« on: 6 Jan 2005, 01:28 pm »
To All: A new cable technology has been released by Audioholics.com
See the following link.
          d.b.

http://www.audioholics.com/ces/CESmisc/GLOBcable.php
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Mike B.

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« Reply #1 on: 6 Jan 2005, 07:07 pm »
Interesting promo piece. I will be interested to get the views from users. It sounds similar to the technology J 10 was hawking for Harmonic Technology a couple months back?
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nathanm

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« Reply #2 on: 6 Jan 2005, 07:52 pm »
If you can't beat 'em join 'em, right?  But there's one problem, the name.  It should be called Monster GLOB!  Is it too late to change the patent application?!
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Jon L

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« Reply #3 on: 6 Jan 2005, 08:16 pm »
Quote from: Mike B.
Interesting promo piece. I will be interested to get the views from users. It sounds similar to the technology J 10 was hawking for Harmonic Technology a couple months back?


Highly doubt it.  
Quote "Illumination Biasing System (IBS™) which encompasses the entire magnetic field flux density of the cable’s eddy currents thus eliminating typical back EMF distortions generated by the loudspeaker. "

I don't know why they feel the need to knock battery-biased dielectric camp, which works just fine, in order to promote this "new" technology.  

With 1.5V battery, though, I doubt there's anything heavy-duty going on.  I wish they would divulge what they are really doing, but their use of black-colored dielectric and 1.5V battery would lead me to believe they are generating photons (light) off of the battery and somehow immersing the cable's conductors with the light, absorbing the stray light with the black stuff.  How this eliminates back EMF, God knows..
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shokunin

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« Reply #4 on: 6 Jan 2005, 08:24 pm »
Ha!  This has got to be a joke.
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John Casler

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« Reply #5 on: 6 Jan 2005, 08:38 pm »
Quote from: shokunin
Ha!  This has got to be a joke.



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·         For maximum effectiveness, the GLOB™ system must be replaced daily – sometimes twice a day during heavy usage.  

Note:  GLOB™ accessories may be purchased in bulk for additional savings.



Of course it is :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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Occam

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« Reply #6 on: 6 Jan 2005, 08:42 pm »
Oh Dan.... you're such a SCAMP! Full of bedevilment. :)

I daresay that such hijinks will earn you the accolade of AC's very own Loki.
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djbnh

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« Reply #7 on: 6 Jan 2005, 08:48 pm »
Quote from: nathanm
If you can't beat 'em join 'em, right?  But there's one problem, the name.  It should be called Monster GLOB!  Is it too late to change the patent application?!


Or, Monster GLOB with IBS™ (Illumination Biasing System) and SUE™ (Stereo Upgrade Exaggerationism).
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JLM

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« Reply #8 on: 6 Jan 2005, 10:28 pm »
Looks like April 1st came a little early this year.
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rbrb

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« Reply #9 on: 7 Jan 2005, 02:47 am »
At least they have a sense of humour over at Audioholics. Now if they could just figure out that a HT receiver is not a 'reference' piece of audio equipment. Next someone needs to show them how to place and set up speakers in a room.
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Dan Banquer

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« Reply #10 on: 7 Jan 2005, 10:52 am »
Ladies and Gentleman: For those of you who remember Audio magazine and the April edition; Professor Lirpa is alive and well and residing at Audioholics.com  :D
             d.b.
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lonewolfny42

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« Reply #11 on: 8 Jan 2005, 06:44 am »
Quote from: Dan Banquer
Ladies and Gentleman: For those of you who remember Audio magazine and the April edition; Professor Lirpa is alive and well and residing at Audioholics.com  :D
             d.b.
    Lirpa <> apriL.... :lol: [/list:u]
      Still have a few "Audio's"....somewhere packed away.[/list:u]
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nature boy

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« Reply #12 on: 8 Jan 2005, 03:43 pm »
Nice catch Dan.  Bet these are selling like hot cakes at CES. :mrgreen:

NB
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corwin99

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« Reply #13 on: 8 Jan 2005, 05:01 pm »
Is it just a coincedence that IBS also stands for Irritable Bowel Syndrome??  :lol:
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Dan Banquer

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« Reply #14 on: 8 Jan 2005, 05:13 pm »
"Is it just a coincedence that IBS also stands for Irritable Bowel Syndrome??"
   Probably Not, but only the great Professor Lirpa can know for sure.
  d.b.
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DVV

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« Reply #15 on: 8 Jan 2005, 10:53 pm »
Quote from: Dan Banquer
"Is it just a coincedence that IBS also stands for Irritable Bowel Syndrome??"
   Probably Not, but only the great Professor Lirpa can know for sure.
  d.b.


Dan, has it been cross-field voodooed for maximum subparticle high velocity rejection? I ask because of the dangers of estherification, you know, and I saw no mention of it there.

But using battery proximity radiation in near vicinity - brilliant!

Cheers,
DVV
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eico1

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« Reply #16 on: 9 Jan 2005, 01:37 am »
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DVV

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« Reply #17 on: 9 Jan 2005, 10:49 pm »
Quote from: eico1
this one is for real:

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina27.htm

steve


How many megaflops can it do?

No Whetstone, no Dhrystone specs?

Gimme a break.

Ciao,
DVV
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