Of course I got the joke Coop, one of my dear departed father's favourite sayings. But I can't really get the hoopla over this table. VPI's cheapest arm, nice looking platter supplied by VPI, a thinish plinth over a hollow base, with a built in phono pre. I'm sure it plays records just fine, if it were $1,000 or less good deal, but for $2500 I don't see it, I'd much prefer a Scout at those prices.