So today I took the clarinet to user mgalusha's house. It was a great experience, Mike was very knowledgeable, very friendly, and we got my clarinet's noise levels well below specs!! I really can't thank him enough, he spent hours of his day working on this and offered constructive methods of improving the noise level. The audiophile community here locally in Denver and abroad never ceases to amaze me. In what other communities will someone invite you into their home, spend hours of their time trying to help you, and once you are all fixed up jam out to some dead can dance and floyd?! Truly amazing, thank you all for your help!!