Oh come on, that mucous is
translucent but definitely not
transparent! Ahh! We're being fleeced!

But hey, whatever Transparent is charging for that is a bargain - imagine if all that yellow stuff was C37 laquer!

Why do people want such damn bulky cables anyway with big clunky boxes in the middle etc.? They're a logistic pain in the ass! Whoever it is that runs those ads with the female hand model and the skinny wires - that's more like it.