Perhaps, then, I'd only have to reposition the traps. Aside from the quarter rounds up front and the traps on which the subs rest, all of the traps (full rounds) are in the back half of the room. They're pretty easy to move.
I'd have to figure out the best way to wire the things into my system - that might be the real complication. The curiosity is driving me nuts and you guys are just pouring kerosine on that fire. I'm going to report the both of you (Josh and Steve) when I call Wendell Monday.
