Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield

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nathanm

Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« on: 28 Aug 2011, 11:15 pm »
So I walked outside this afternoon to find a lovely blue sky filled with puffy cumulus clouds.  Nice cool breeze, temperature in the 70s, my car just happens to be loaded up with all my large format camera gear.  So I decide to pull off on a country road and take some snappies of the pretty landscape.  Nothing's better than a nice leisurely setup on a deserted road.  So I got one shot of a field and sky, then took some inexplicable shot of chairs in the middle of the road which I had in my car, and then I moved my tripod to the other side of the road to take another simple landscape scene.

Whilst under the darkcloth I hear a motor and something pull up next to me.  A man in a golf cart is there.  Here's the conversation that followed to the best of my recollection:

"Howdy!"  I say

  "Is everything OK?" he says

"Yeah, I'm just taking some pictures."

  "Of what?"

"Oh, just some landscapes."

  "Landscapes?"

"Yeah, like you know the sky, the field and whatnot.  I'm a photographer."

  "So what are you gonna do with it?"

"I dunno, it's just for fun, it's my hobby.  I'll probably put them on Flickr or something"

  "So you could sell them?"

"Maybe, but it's unlikely that I'd sell any."

  "Well, you can't do that, that's illegal! You can't just go and take pictures of people's land!"

"It's not at all illegal, I'm on public property."

  "Well my daughter is a police officer, I'll just have to see about that!"

"I'm not doing anything illegal, I'm on a public street photographing a field.  Is that your property? (points towards corn field)"

  "Yes"

"And do you have a problem with me taking a picture of it?"

  "Yes I do."

"Okay fine, then I'll leave."

He turned his golf cart around and left.  I wanted to take two more shots, but I just packed up my gear and left.  It really pissed me off that people have gotta be jerks for no good reason.  The vibe I got from this guy was that somehow my picture of his cornfield was going to make me rich and somehow he was going to be "screwed".  Perhaps my "professional" equipment spooked him and he thought I was some big shot or something.

The funny thing is that years before I had less trouble from a POLICE OFFICER for doing the exact same thing on the side of the road.  I was shooting a picture of a tree in a field and a squad car pulled up next to me.  The cop asked if everything was OK and I said, "Yep, just taking some pictures."  He said, "All right then!" and drove off.  It was all of about 15 seconds of interaction.

What I can't convey in the cornfield story is the strong hostile vibe and body language\tone of voice I was getting from this man.  He hated the idea of me being there, he thought I was exploiting him somehow.  But who can say for sure?   Maybe he's normally a kindly old man and harassing a photographer is just a nice way to spice up an otherwise lazy Sunday afternoon.

Of course I now intend to publish the holy living hell out of this photograph, make eighty bazillion prints and become richer than Bill Gates!  MUWHAHAHA!!!  Take THAT, golf cart man!

Quote from: Wisonsin Photographer's Bill of Rights
3. PRIVATE PROPERTY. Photographers may not take photographs
from private property without permission, but under most
circumstances can photograph private property plainly visible from
public property, such as a street or sidewalk
, or from other private
property with permission. It is not proper to use cameras to peer
into places where people have a reasonable expectation of privacy,
no matter where the cameras are based. It is permissible, albeit not
always advisable, to photograph people in their cars.

http://www.wisfoic.org/Photog_Bill_of_Rights.pdf

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #1 on: 29 Aug 2011, 12:44 am »
I was going to say that since he was on the road (public property) you should have photoed his sorry ass.  POOOF !!   insert photography smiley...
Was he packin?

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #2 on: 29 Aug 2011, 12:50 am »
Some people are just angry.  No matter what happens, they will always be angry.

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #3 on: 29 Aug 2011, 01:23 am »
Maybe something you where photographing was illegal and he was paranoid you might be bringing attention to that fact.

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #4 on: 29 Aug 2011, 01:40 am »
Why not post the location, set up a time and date, and we ALL bring our RBs and 4x5 cameras with dark cloths?  We all wear mirrored sunglasses and just look at the guy without saying a word.  Clear it with the local cops first, of course.   :icon_twisted:

Or call the DEA with an anonymous charge of growing weed.    :nono: :lol:

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #5 on: 29 Aug 2011, 01:51 am »
I've been playing a little Civ V - when you don't keep the people in your cities happy for a while to the point where you have -15 unhapiness, a voice comes on and says "your people are livid!"

I would be livid.

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #6 on: 29 Aug 2011, 03:29 am »
Thunderbrick, you had the same thought I had - a photography flash mob!  I will have to get the GPS coordinates, that would be super sweet. Ha!

This guy was not cool enough to be growing weed, he just seemed like a grumpy old man.  And if he was I probably look like a guy who'd be smoking it anyway, and not some narc.

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #7 on: 29 Aug 2011, 03:30 am »
The Evidence:  Exhibit A

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #8 on: 29 Aug 2011, 04:18 am »
You should have asked if he had any daughters and that you where a traveling salesman and needed a place to sleep...


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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #9 on: 29 Aug 2011, 04:27 am »
The sad part is he's probably receiving government subsidies to grow that corn.....

Beautiful pic BTW. I was a weather observer before I became a meteorologist, so that's geeky cool for me  8)

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #10 on: 29 Aug 2011, 04:34 am »
Wouldn't it be funny if he went out there the next day and found crop circles in his field?  :lol:

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #11 on: 29 Aug 2011, 04:44 am »
You should have asked if he had any daughters and that you where a traveling salesman and needed a place to sleep...

There's a song about that...

Death of a Salesman, by Steve Goodman

A traveling salesman stopped for gas, as it was getting late.He sure was getting tired, and it was snowing on the Interstate.He says, "Will you fill her up, my friend, and see if my oil's alright,And do you know a place where a tired-out traveling man might spend the night?"The attendant winked at him and says, "I'll bet you've been around.Well the man who puts up lodgers here is known as Farmer Brown.You'll find him in that old stone house that's just at the edge of town,And he has a fifteen-year-old daughter who likes to fool around."The salesman winked right back at him and a smile came to his lips.He paid for the gas and the oil and then he gave that man a tip.He started out and pushed that old gas pedal down to the floor.He was off like a bat and in nothing flat he was at the farmer's door.The door opened up and a beautiful girl says, "Won't you come on it?"That traveling salesman's tongue was hanging out like Rin-Tin-Tin. "That old gas station attendant said I would find you here,And do you have a suitable room you could rent to me, my dear?""Alas, kind sir, I'm sorry but the last one's gone, you see.So if you want to spend the night, you'll have to sleep with me."He says, "How fortuitous, my pretty little miss!"And he throws his arms around her and he gives that girl a kiss.Now her warm and tender ruby lips he scarcely could believe,And he never saw the hammer she had hidden up her sleeve.She said, "I'm geting sleepy.  It's time to go to bed."And as they turned to climb the stairs she whupped him on the head.The very next day, the salesman's car, with brand new license platesWas sitting at Farmer Brown's Gas Station out on the Interstate.So all you traveling salesmen who might be passing through,Better watch your step or the traveling salesman joke will be on you.

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #12 on: 29 Aug 2011, 04:55 am »
"I was taking pictures of these beautiful clouds - could you plow that corn under for me?"

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #13 on: 29 Aug 2011, 05:33 am »
You're a  proper meteorologist Slush Puppy?  Sweet!  Can you confirm the types of clouds in this shot?  Someone asked in a different forum where I posted this, but I wasn't sure what was what.

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #14 on: 29 Aug 2011, 05:52 am »
Maybe he was afraid you'd drive round the back of the field and photograph the local militia training session...

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #15 on: 29 Aug 2011, 10:48 am »
Could you hear banjo music at any time  ?


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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #16 on: 29 Aug 2011, 12:31 pm »
Wow, I thought that attitude was limited to street photography.
Nice photo.

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #17 on: 29 Aug 2011, 04:12 pm »
funny replies.

I was thinking he didn't want you to see his weed too.

crop circles  :lol:

Hey, he didn't look like Marbles, did he?
http://www.audiocircle.com/index.php?topic=97188.msg973616#msg973616
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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #18 on: 29 Aug 2011, 04:48 pm »
Thunderbrick, you had the same thought I had - a photography flash mob!  I will have to get the GPS coordinates, that would be super sweet. Ha!

This guy was not cool enough to be growing weed, he just seemed like a grumpy old man.  And if he was I probably look like a guy who'd be smoking it anyway, and not some narc.

Some of us wildlife shooters could bring the REALLY big glass to scan the horizon for black helicopters.  Maybe offer him a view through our lenses for a couple of bucks?    Or train them all on him as he drives up in his golf cart.  That could be fun!   :icon_twisted:

Crop circles are a great idea!  Just think, 4x4s in the middle of the night!

And if you hear banjos, I'd bet $10 the guy has the Bose Wave!    :lol:

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Re: Stealing the Spirit of the Cornfield
« Reply #19 on: 29 Aug 2011, 05:22 pm »


All kidding aside...

Might not be a good idea to anger an old fella like him, by what you have described.
You can probably come to some reasonable estimate of his countenance.

A man well experienced in life, probably able, even at his old age, to take on any critter that comes on or around his property.

A man who carries a gun, every farmer I know has a gun on him self at all times when rounding his property.

A man who might be "hot headed". (Financially stressed people are very common during these times.)

"I know you have the right to go where you want on public lands, within reason, and it sounds like you where very polite to the old fella, I would avoid him."