[jackman]

...if you are concerned about an aneurysm.  These things could kill you, according to a recent article.  If someone, somehow, manages to do all three at the same time, would that increase chances of aneurysm even more?   

If you die doing all three at once, can your life insurance company withhold payment to your family because it might be considered wreckless or even worse, suicide? 

These three activities are probably on most of your check-lists for the weekend.  If you have to die, I guess there are worse ways!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usnews/20110506/ts_usnews/healthbuzzcoffeesexincreaseaneurysmrisk

[srb]

If you have to die, I guess there are worse ways!

It has also been often said that you could die if you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time.  Same outcome with far less gratification.
 
Steve

[Tyson]

If done right, sex IS exercise.

[Pez]

Is sitting on the couch still ok? I hope so. 

[konut]

Is sitting on the couch still ok? I hope so. 

Apparently not.
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/healthmatters/2010/07/23/sitting-too-long-raises-risk-of-early-death-from-all-causes-study-finds/

[werd]

Apparently not.
http://blogs.marketwatch.com/healthmatters/2010/07/23/sitting-too-long-raises-risk-of-early-death-from-all-causes-study-finds/

If you can, this is why strategic use of aspirin is recommended. Long flights would be a good place to take an aspirin.

[Elizabeth]

Best to lay in a bed, never get up. Accidents can happen.
Get a feeding tube installed.
LOL

[Pez]

Best to lay in a bed, never get up. Accidents can happen.
Get a feeding tube installed.
LOL

Wow... We are screwed.
http://www.badbedbugs.com/

http://www.articlesbase.com/videos/5min/61509534

[sunnydaze]

Best to lay in a bed, never get up. Accidents can happen.
Get a feeding tube installed.
LOL

Make sure to put the guard-rail up!       

[wgscott]

If you can, this is why strategic use of aspirin is recommended. Long flights would be a good place to take an aspirin.

Not for hemorrhagic strokes, which is what this is concerned with.