[Mike Nomad]

At the risk of winding up as fodder for the Alternative Analysis thread someone suggested:

Leon Russell - A Song For You

Atlanta Rhythm Section - So Into You; Normal Love

ZZ Top - Alley Gator

(and)

+1 on Kashmir

[Don_S]

Wolfy, Thanks. To the rescue as always.

Also here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QvTiFSmdS4

Search for : "Tori Stories"  Disc three... Track 8

http://www.hereinmyhead.com/collect/boots/boott6.html

[mcullinan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkJdEFf_Qg4&feature=youtube_gdata

[Scott F.]

I think we should have a companion thread, allowing others to psychoanalyze people on the basis of their responses in this thread.

 

..oh, I forgot one in my earlier post

NIN - Closer

   ....i may need to seek professional help 

[drphoto]

"Essence", Lucinda Williams

[eclein]

AVALON-Roxy Music

[DougSmith]

This one has got to be close:

Dinah-Moe Humm (Frank Zappa on Over-Nite Sensation)

[ZLS]

    Bonnie Raitt

    Love Me Like A Man  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXVoOgwiYc8

[ZLS]

    I don't know how sexy it is, but it is fall down on the floor hilarious!  Notice that there is not one word that taken by itself can be considered obscene or even suggestive.  It goes to show what a great singer can do when given great lyrics. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQSprgc3r3s

[Scott F.]

Dinah-Moe Humm (Frank Zappa on Over-Nite Sensation)

Doug, I like the way you think  Lemme add...

Zappa - Catholic Girls


....there may be more than one of us around here who need therapy 

[orthobiz]

More More More
by the Andrea True Connection

Doesn't hurt that she was a porn star...

Paul

[orthobiz]

Bjork's Cocoon on Vespertine is pretty
sexy as it's purely from a woman's point
of view. Subtle, fragile and personal.

I'm in touch with my feminine side tonite!

Paul

[S Clark]

The Look of Love  -  Dusty Springfield on Casino Royale
 

Thunderbrick nailed it with Dusty Springfield's "The Look of Love".  Her "Just a Little Loving" ain't bad either.

[Mike Nomad]

More More More
by the Andrea True Connection

Doesn't hurt that she was a porn star...

Paul

Well, in that case... Berlin - Sex (I'm A...) or the other side of the single, The Metro. Terri Nunn was a TV news anchor, which is kinda like a porn star.

On the Zappa front, there is always Stevie's Spanking, Advance Romance, plenty of what's on Thing Fish, um... I'll stop here. Seriously, Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up is a great track.

[nunhgrader]

I'm going to take out my dance/ techno songs now:

Friendly Fires - Paris (Aeroplane Remix ft. Au Revoir Simone)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYNTkAjybQg

That one has personal meaning to me

Also, another personal one for me:

Empire of the Sun - We are the People of The World  [get past their looks and the pretty video]:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDtWfQMhPUQ

[irishsammy]

"Stir It Up" - Bob Marley (no explanation needed)

"I Want Some More" - Dan Auerbach (has that dirty, sexy, song-you'd-probably-hear-in-a-strip-club-in-hell thing going on)

"Untitled (How Does It Feel?)" - D'Angelo (kinda raunchy but essential)

"Wicked Game" - Chris Isaak (even without the video, it *drips* sexy)

[BrysTony]

Absolutely the ultimate booty call song: "I Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum

[jimdgoulding]

Justify My Love- Madonna.  Where you guys been.

[werd]

Well, in that case... Berlin - Sex (I'm A...) or the other side of the single, The Metro. Terri Nunn was a TV news anchor, which is kinda like a porn star.

On the Zappa front, there is always Stevie's Spanking, Advance Romance, plenty of what's on Thing Fish, um... I'll stop here. Seriously, Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up is a great track.

Are you talking about "Briefcase Rhonda" off thingfish?  not bad hehe

[werd]

Ok i guess its called  Briefcase boogie Very sexy!!

here's the lyrics

[includes a quote from Jingle Bells (James Pierpont)]

[Jay Anderson string bass
Chad Wackerman drums]

Harry:
(to THING-FISH)

Anything you say, master! Take me, I'm yours!

Rhonda:
(Broadway-style fake singing)

Jingle bells, Jingle bells,
Jingle all the way!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
To Chicago every day, oh . . .

Thing-Fish:

Oooh, lawd! Lookit you, boy! Chain thoo de nipples 'n evvy goddam thing! You a sick white muthafucker, ain'tcha?

Rhonda:

Bells on bob-tail ring,
Making spirits bright!
Oh, what fun it is to ride
To Chicago every night, oh . . .

Harry:

For Chrissake, RHONDA! Have you no SHAME?

Thing-Fish:

Y'all make up y'mind yet, 'bouts de MAMMY o' yo' dreams?

Harry:

You bet! I've waited ALL MY LIFE for this moment! My heart is fluttering! If only I could submit myself on approval, for a limited time only . . . to . . . to that nasty little rubber MAMMY on your knee . . .

Thing-Fish:

SISTER OB'DEWLLA 'X'? De mys'try SISTER? Y'all wants t'party hearty with de min'yature rubber MAMMY wit de string out de back? Yow! Dintcha get 'nuff 'buse fum de other bitch when y'was livin' in de card-bo'd hut?

Rhonda:

HARRY . . . HARRY . . . hey! HARRY! Fucking wor-r-r-mmmmmmmmmm! I want a DIVORCE, HARRY!

Harry:

Not now, dearest, PLEASE! This is serious! Little MAMMY, what'll it be? Hips or lips?

Rhonda:

You're a wor-r-r-r-mmmmmmm! A fucking WOR-R-R-R-M-M-M-M-MMMMMMMMMMM! These are my TITS, HARRY! I have TITS! Look! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT MY WONDERFUL TITS, YOU FUCKING WOR-R-R-R-R-MMMMMMMM! I'm going to pretend I'm SQUIRTING THEM ON YOU! Whoo! Wheeeee! ALMOST GOTCHA!

Harry:

Not now, RHONDA! Ow! Oof! Oh, I love this! Hurt me! Hurt me! Oh, pull my chain, you tiny potato-headed whatchamacallit!

Rhonda:

They're almost squirting, HARRY! Look! Look! Whoooooo! Whooooo! Whoooo! You fucking worm!

Thing-Fish:

OB'DEWLLA! Is y'awright? Don't be pullin' de boy's chain too hard dere! He gots 'nuthuh show t'do t'morrow! Don't put dat in yo' MOUF, girl! I knows y'cain hep y'seff wit dat crazy muthafucker 'busin' you like dat, but jes' hang on a lil' longuh . . . he be droppin' de wad putty soon now!

Rhonda:
(pinching her nipples, jiggling her tits)

Jingle bells, jingle bells . . .

Harry:

Oh! This is divine!

Rhonda:

This is my PUSSY, HARRY! Look! See it? You know what I'm gonna do with it, you worm? I'm gonna make it FUCK SOMETHING! That's right! You won't get any of it . . . because you're DISGUSTING! An' I don't need you, MR. FIRST-NIGHTER! My wonderful, wonderful pussy doesn't need you! I have my BRIEFCASE, HARRY! I'm going to FUCK MY BRIEFCASE! I'm going to . . . look! Look at this! I got it right over here! There! See it? My BIG, BROWN, BRIEFCASE! MY BRIEFCASE! It's BIG, HARRY! It's full of BUSINESS PAPERS . . . from MY CAREER!

I'm gonna put my GLASSES ON, HARRY! I'm gonna put my hair up in a BUN! Then, I'm going FUCK FUCK FUCK! Ha-ha-ha-hahhhhh! Look! See me? See how I got my hair up? Whooo! I'm REALLY DOING IT! Unngh! Unngh!

Harry:

RHONDA . . . have you no SHAME! Keep the briefcase closed, for chrissake! All your documents are falling out!

Rhonda:
(as over-sized file folders emerge)

Unngh! I'm GOOD! Oh God I'm good! Harder! Faster! Unngh! Unngh! This is TERRIFIC! Boy, I need it so bad . . .

Harry:

Those are the Warner Brothers files, aren't they dear? Don't you think there'll be some questions about the condition of the blue paper?

Thing-Fish:

Girl! Bes' be careful wit de latch!

Rhonda:
(with the handle in her mouth, semi-intelligible)

I'm sucking the handle now, HARRY! Look! Mmmmmm! It tastes GOOD! Mmmmmm! Mmmmmm! The handle! The handle!

Harry:

Hurt me, OB'DEWLLA! Make me whimper and beg for your tiny rubber love!

Rhonda:

I've got a fountain pen, HARRY! I've got a fountain pen with MY INITIALS on it! I'm putting it in my mouth, HARRY! I'm gonna get it wet! I'm gonna stuff it up my asshole and ride the briefcase again, you disgusting perverted bastard worm! I'm gonna do it! Look, HARRY! Whooo! Unngh! Unngh! God-damit, HARRY! Watch me! This is for your own good!