Is the story line coming to an end for the Clever Little Clock?

maxwalrath · « **on:** 30 Nov 2009, 12:47 pm »

http://cgi.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/auc.pl?accstwek&1259727864

The picture in the ads seems to suggest so...If I'm reading this right, it'll be great to see zero of them on Audiogon because everyone is too embarrassed to admit buying one.

sts9fan · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 01:22 pm »

I got $10 on its a one page book that says "Suckers"

Wind Chaser · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Nov 2009, 02:16 pm »

Quote from: sts9fan on 30 Nov 2009, 01:22 pm

I got $10 on its a on page book that says "Suckers"

You need to buy a copy in order to verify your claim, but first you'll have to out bid me.

Listens2tubes · « **Reply #3 on:** 1 Dec 2009, 02:19 am »

So they are auctioning an email of an article that will be on the MD website soon after said email is received?

This is almost as funny as the ceramic outlet plates they sell.

Niteshade · « **Reply #4 on:** 3 Dec 2009, 01:10 pm »

The claims of this product are no different than some other stuff.

I am certain there are testimonials from enthusiasts that will defend their statements to the death. Who DARES say they are not hearing what they're hearing? We all know many of the secrets in audio are not scientifically provable, so I am told. Right?

Get the Timex! After it burns in- who knows? It could enhance the sound stage or get rid of some extraneous noise or make a tone arm track better.

macrojack · « **Reply #5 on:** 3 Dec 2009, 02:09 pm »

After successfully selling junk on a fantasy basis, Mr. CLC has abandoned what little hardware he used to provide and moved into the vapor realm where he just skips to the raw, unadorned fantasy itself. No shipping, no returns, no hassle. He's an audio televangelist and his flock is faithful. Just keep those checks coming and you will be availed of the kingdom of audio heaven. AMEN!!!!

twitch54 · « **Reply #6 on:** 7 Dec 2009, 07:56 pm »

I actually exchanged emails with that phony a few years back, I called him out on his non-sense / crap that he was trying to peddle. I trully can't imagine ANYONE gullable enough to have bought from him.

rollo · « **Reply #7 on:** 7 Dec 2009, 08:15 pm »

Here is one for ya' all. Went to a dealer to demo Fried speakers years agp. The salesman asked me if I had a digital watch on. Puzzled I asked why. He said with a straight face " it will affect the CDP laser and clock". Maybe he was his cousin.

charles

Wind Chaser · « **Reply #8 on:** 8 Dec 2009, 12:29 am »

Quote from: rollo on 7 Dec 2009, 08:15 pm

Maybe he was his cousin.

cousin with a concussion?

pardales · « **Reply #9 on:** 8 Dec 2009, 01:34 am »

I think I remember reading review of the CLC in an online audio mag, one of the better known ones.

Yup, here it is:

http://www.positive-feedback.com/Issue23/clock_nespa.htm

and this:

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina42.htm

decal · « **Reply #10 on:** 8 Dec 2009, 02:02 am »

Forget the clock.I am selling sand that I aquired from Area 51 that you can load in speaker stands or equipment racks that will produce unbelieveable improvement in any system.Guaranteed bass extension down to 18Hz and treble extension to 55KHz,a wider and deeper soundstage than humanly possible,your whole system will literally disappear.It will completely and utterly change your system to that "jaw dropping" sound we've all heard about.Finally you can stop the endless wasting of money on cables and other things that do absolutely nothing.If you buy now,I will include,free of charge,my new book entitled "Alien Sand Tweeks,Fact Or Fiction".Price is $500.00+shipping per pound.This is a one time only price reduction exclusively for AC members.Regular price is $725.00+shipping per pound.At these prices,how can you go wrong?Don't hesitate,this stuff will be sold out in a matter of hours.I accept cash only because I have been ripped off in the past by unscrupulous vultures with bogus credit cards and fake money orders.

EDS_ · « **Reply #11 on:** 8 Dec 2009, 03:44 am »

Quote from: rollo on 7 Dec 2009, 08:15 pm

Here is one for ya' all. Went to a dealer to demo Fried speakers years agp. The salesman asked me if I had a digital watch on. Puzzled I asked why. He said with a straight face " it will affect the CDP laser and clock". Maybe he was his cousin.

charles

Yikes.

chadh · « **Reply #12 on:** 9 Dec 2009, 04:05 am »

Here it is:

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina42.htm

Chad

srb · « **Reply #13 on:** 9 Dec 2009, 04:35 am »

I didn't even know an even better Signature edition existed. Has anyone found a source for gold-plated hi-fi batteries?

Steve

WGH · « **Reply #14 on:** 9 Dec 2009, 04:58 am »

Well I can't argue about Geoff Kait's explanation at all, even if my fight-or-flight response is not the same as Geoff's, nice pictures though.

And as science fiction goes, I think the last season of the Farscape series explained time a lot better.

Wayne

hmen · « **Reply #15 on:** 9 Dec 2009, 05:17 am »

It's not even good science fiction.

hmen · « **Reply #16 on:** 9 Dec 2009, 03:55 pm »

Quote from: decal on 8 Dec 2009, 02:02 am

Forget the clock.I am selling sand that I aquired from Area 51 that you can load in speaker stands or equipment racks that will produce unbelieveable improvement in any system.Guaranteed bass extension down to 18Hz and treble extension to 55KHz,a wider and deeper soundstage than humanly possible,your whole system will literally disappear.It will completely and utterly change your system to that "jaw dropping" sound we've all heard about.Finally you can stop the endless wasting of money on cables and other things that do absolutely nothing.If you buy now,I will include,free of charge,my new book entitled "Alien Sand Tweeks,Fact Or Fiction".Price is $500.00+shipping per pound.This is a one time only price reduction exclusively for AC members.Regular price is $725.00+shipping per pound.At these prices,how can you go wrong?Don't hesitate,this stuff will be sold out in a matter of hours.I accept cash only because I have been ripped off in the past by unscrupulous vultures with bogus credit cards and fake money orders.

Sand from area 51 is federal property. I'd be careful with that stuff.

gerald porzio · « **Reply #17 on:** 9 Dec 2009, 05:04 pm »

Has anyone cryoed one of these puppies to freeze time?

gitarretyp · « **Reply #18 on:** 9 Dec 2009, 06:03 pm »

To quote Pauli, "It's not even wrong."

enjoythemusic · « **Reply #19 on:** 19 Dec 2009, 07:35 pm »

Oh geeeze...... chips and clocks....

Will always allow Enjoy the Music.com reviewers to report on things, yet felt the need to add my comments:

www.enjoythemusic.com/magazine/viewpoint/0106/aachapter75.htm

Sadly, Billie the Chestnut-Fronted Macaw now has a new home due to my travelling far too much. Found Billie a truly great home and Billie is very happy with all the attention and fun within her new abode. Last i heard, Billie still hates the clock.