[rajacat]

http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/11/27/sports/AP-GLF-Woods-Accident.html

[Tyson]

Hit a tree?  And a fire hydrant?  IN HIS DRIVEWAY?  WTF?

[thunderbrick]

That's a damned shame!

Of course, who knows how long his driveway is?

Update:  Here's what CNN reported:
Woods, 33, had just pulled out of his driveway and begun to drive down the street when his Cadillac SUV struck a fire hydrant, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

[richidoo]

Hit a tree?  And a fire hydrant?  IN HIS DRIVEWAY?  WTF?

At 2:25am, and not drunk. 

My guess: girl troubles. 

Wife Elin Nordegren

[thunderbrick]

We should all be so lucky.........

[Bigfish]

Guys:

Has anyone been able to locate any updated news about Tiger's condition?

Ken

[turkey]

How fast does he go down his driveway?

I guess he just yells "fore" and guns it.

[jqp]

released from hospital

http://www.channel4.com/news/articles/world/americas/tiger+woods+released+from+hospital/3441312

[rajacat]

Maybe he was text messaging.
CNN---He's been released from the hospital. Rumor-- facial lacerations.

-Roy

[jackman]

Hit a tree?  And a fire hydrant?  IN HIS DRIVEWAY?  WTF?

At 2:25am, and not drunk. 

My guess: girl troubles. 

Wife Elin Nordegren

2:25am, crashing into a pole ON HIS OWN DRIVEWAY, and alcohol was not involved???  Maybe Tiger was just "tired".  Or maybe he's too rich to get arrested for something that would have landed any of us in jail.  I know it's not fair and I'm jumping to conclusions but if you are rich or politically connected (or a cop), your chances of getting a DUI are very low.  Hmmm, why is that?   

I hope Tiger wasn't drunk.  He certainly doesn't have a reputation as a drinker or a troublemaker.  He's a solid person and one of my favorite atheletes.  I'm just saying that he is so rich, we may never know the true story.  I like to think the accident was the result of the lovely Elin giving Tiger his Thanksgiving present while he was driving.  Hope she didn't bite anything off (ala Word According to Garp or Elena Bobbit)  

Cheers,

J

[Nick77]

How bad can you get hurt in a Cadillac suv? 

[gerald porzio]

For the mud slingers:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/35002

[turkey]

For the mud slingers:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/35002

It's from the National Enquirer, so it must be true.

That Rachel woman must be Elvis' flying saucer lovechild too.

(I saw Elvis a couple of years ago. He was driving a pink Cadillac down Las Vegas Blvd. It's amazing the stuff you see in Vegas.)

[gerald porzio]

Think of it as a "White Paper". Then the street cred rises by a factor of 1001%.

[werd]

Maybe i can beat him at a golf game now....

[Tyson]

Probably not.

[slc247]

Elin chased his out of the house with his own nine iron

[honesthoff]

Maybe he saw Y.E Yang in his rearview.