
.........Wear sunglasses you dork.........

That way your wife can't see you gawking at the hotties.
Besides, if you're able to retain a "professional" demeanor while the gals are latched onto you, your wife will recognize this and allow your "package" to remain in their God-given location.
Tis the life of a stud muffin. Get used to to it dude.

Bob