[JerryM]

BREAKING NEWS

OAKLAND (CA)--The Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly four hours today after players reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Team owner and General Manager Al Davis immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents determined the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season. 

 

Have fun,
Jerry

[Rasta]

Dude,

That's low - kickin' a dog that's down.  As the universe travels in cycles, so will da rayders. In time, all will be right again.