You are an audiophile if:
Most of your spendable income is on music or hifi equipment.
The first thing you do when you come home from work is put on the hifi.
You use the hifi to block out the neighbors noise.
Your pissed off all day when your favorite album has a new tic or scratch.
You are pissed off when some little FUCK drives by your house and has his POS car stereo playing at max volume with max distortion going, playing some crappy rap music.
You make DIY cables, then decide they are shit, and put your other "ordinary" cables in and then decide they are "shit".
You buy and sell equipment more then your stupid brother buys and sells stock.
You belong to the AC.
You know the web address of every e-retailer that sells either equipment or software.
You or your significant other make the hifi system the merge point for music and discussion.
You dust the area yourself.
You mark what cable goes where.
You seperate power cords from signal cords.
Anyting that doesn't have to do with music or HIFI is put in a different room.
When you use hockey pucks for isolation feet.
When there is several pounds of plasticlay at your beck and call.
When your closets are full of HIFI equipment others would dream of having.
When your trips involve going to find music or listen to some new HIFI.
When you lay awake at night and wonder what's not working right.
When you wonder why most of your music is British.
When you wonder if you have enough beer to last the rest of the LPs.
You wonder why the wife has been listening for 6 hours with you.
You wait for the UPS or FEDEX or USPS delivery. Looking every 5 minutes.
You fuck around with Zerostats.
You wonder if there is a better cleaning solution for your LPs.
You could care less what the neighbors are doing (unless they want to hear music).
Almost every bill on your VISA is for an audio related item.
Your best friend is also into HIFI.
Your wife wonders where are you bound.
You worry if you have enough replacement stylus for your favorite cartridge.
Your pissed that your favorite band isn't in the rock and roll hall of fame.
You get pissed off when the album side is over and you have to flip.
You hate other people that think their system is better then yours.
When the wife looks at you funny when you bought your new "favorite album". (bitch).
When you get the ruler out to see if the speakers are equally spaced.
When you use a different ruler to see if the first one os right.
When you argue on a forum with another memeber about which thing is BS or not.
When you finally go to bed and wonder if you left anything on.
