I have no idea whether this is the appropriate circle for this post. Perhaps there is no appropriate circle for this post. Just in case, I'll offer my apologies and trust the hardworking moderators to dispose of it appropriately if I shouldn't be trying to sneak this one in.
Perusing Audiogon just now, I found a listing for some speakers from the Audio Pimp, who now has a brick and mortar establishment, and is operating under the more respectable moniker of MSS Hi Fi. I never knew why he was known as the Audio Pimp. But the blurb attached to the end of his ad now makes it clear...
Special monthly SUPER SALES:
We feature no-haggle pricing EXCEPT on event day - last Saturday of the month (for example, the next ones are 4/25, 5/30 and so forth). So save your "will you accept $xxx" phone calls and emails until MSS event day - on any other day the asking price is the best price. Everything new, demo, used at special unadvertised discounts. Retail sales only for new and demo gear. Fun atmosphere with hot babes in outrageous outfits, free drinks and hors d'oeuvres. Dinner dates included with purchase of select premium and special promotion items.
I added the italics, but I don't think I've added any unintended innuendo. It seems the recession is either encouraging some brave marketing tactics, or some questionable humor.
Chad