[nathanm]

[Wind Chaser]

Just waiting for these ads to appear on Audiogon.  Who knows, you might even sell some?

[mgalusha]

 

I am in tears. Damn Nathan you have outdone yourself. One question though, I have the active version of the Hi-Finator, would it benefit from an upgraded power cord? 

[Rob S.]

Nathanm:   Could you reserve 2 of the Musicone's for me?  I know the supply is limited and fear they will sell out quickly.

Rob S.

[Ethan Winer]

I am in tears.

Same here. Fabulous, simply fabulous!

[mca]

TOO FUNNY!

Laughing Just waiting for these ads to appear on Audiogon.  Who knows, you might even sell some? Thumbs up

This was my first thought. Hell, I would pay to put one of these on Audiogon just to see what happens 

[miklorsmith]

I like the business model.  The Knutballs let you just get your feet wet to see what all the fuss is about.  It also shows you're not some snobby elitist without a grip on the real world.  They're the "Workin' Man" solution - nobody's going to complain about the price on those.

The Holey Stone looks to be the sweet spot in the line.  We've all heard of diminishing returns and the price of the last 10%.  If you can get 90% of the way there for only $699 that's solid gold.  I'd go for the tube version though, the "rock sound" is a little hard in my system.

The PinneaEZ might be a tough sell, folks might mistake them for clothespins and try to duplicate results at home.  When it doesn't work they'll ridicule your work, which might have some spillover to the rest of the line.  I know this was an arduous process in development but not every R&D dollar is fruitful, I'd trim this one from the line.

Package Deal!!!  That's the first thing came to mind with the Acousto-Sphere and Hi-Finator.  'nuff said.  Oh, almost, it's way cool they both have hyphens in the name.

And the best for last, billy badass, the MusicOne with those foreign language symbols all up on it.  YizAH brother speak it.  It might be a little underpriced tho.  "Concentrates music to its purest form"?  Freakin' brilliant.  Double the price and send your ad copy guy to Tahiti for a month.  hells yeah.

[Turk]

I just pissed my pants.  This is brilliant, contact Saturday Night Live; lately they have been in need of good writers.

Turk

[youngho]

I was hoping to see the "A$$ Station," a resonating porcelain bowl that might resemble a common toilet but actually uses quantum flushing technology to eliminate flatulent bass frequencies. It would be available with the cryogenically treated 24k-gold plated "porcelain throne" upgrade seat, upon which the audiophile could perch while listening. An upgrade might include the deluxe Megatron action figure, who could stand atop the "A$$ Station" and fight off undesirable sonic elements while attempting to subjugate humanity. Unfortunately, the Cybertron upgrade is no longer available, as the All-spark has been destroyed.

Don't knock it until you try it! Judge with your ears! And your heart! And your A$$!

Apologies for any offense. Or groans. Yes, I'm feeling juvenile. It's Friday. Have a nice weekend!

[srlaudio]

Ha Ha.....I have some stuff that a customer of mine (Steve Winwood) has given his official seal of approval........"Good Old Fashioned Medicated Goo!"  All of your wire hung, cheap and dirty solutions for acoustic nirvana need some of this!  Start a new thread!  Medicated Goo will enthrall you forever but act now!  It is only available for a limited time!  Only 1,999.00 for a big sized tube of medicated goo....But wait, if you call RIGHT NOW we will Double the order!  2 tubes of Medicated Goo and a spool of Magic Alex wire!  This alone will suspend you with the best, and only supersonic resonance picture hanging wire!   Don't wait!  Medicated Goo and Magic Alex wire will set you free!  All  you need is Love!  and a little medicated goo!

[Vinyl-Addict]

I think you could sell these devices. Machina Dynamca sells products no less ridiculous than E.V.P.
You may have a problem keeping up with demand for the Holey Stone, especially the tube version which is my favourite.

[kbuzz3]

wow think about how great these would sound with that magic telephone call tweak.....

without question my vote for post of the year!

[nathanm]

The PinneaEZ might be a tough sell, folks might mistake them for clothespins and try to duplicate results at home.

I can see where people might be confused, but rest assured the PinneaEZ are highly advanced sound products!  Every effort has been made to raise the price above ordinary clothespins, thus solidifying their use for acoustics.  Additionally, they have been cryogenically frozen, super-heated, turned into gas, blasted into plasma and finally back into a solid for maximum performance!  You can't tell by looking at them, but boy can you hear it!  It's like a night and day difference.

[Bob in St. Louis]

Laughed so hard I cried. Well done Nathan. 

Although, per forum rules and regulations there should be information in your signature that notifies the general populous that your views and opinions regarding acoustic treatments may be "skewed" as you're obviously a dealer.
Maybe you should petition to have your own board here. You know, like a Manufacturers Circle.  aa

Bob

[ZLS]

    Do You Take Paypal? 
               

[nathanm]

Sure!  PayPal, checks, postal money orders, gold, silver, your dignity…

[doug s.]

i'll take two of each.  the check is in the mail.   

doug s.

[woodsyi]

Nathan,

You talk a good game, mister.  Now, can you walk the walk?   I am going to have Acoustic Arts in my room soon.   Are you up for a shoot out?   aa  I can even make it DBT if you personally bring your Elemental Voice Products.

[Ethan Winer]

they have been cryogenically frozen, super-heated, turned into gas, blasted into plasma and finally back into a solid for maximum performance!

LOL, you should put all of these on a dedicated page of your web site so I can send the link to friends. BTW, your web site is fabulous. You do amazing work. Really great.

--Ethan

[hmen]

Nathan,
 None of your ads mention break-in time. Unless I know the break-in time how will I know when the devices start working?

Howard