^^That's funny Jeff.
This could be an interesting thread/topic, BUT the trend seems to be that most don't even go there. That is my approach as well. I never find the need to describe the system attributes to those who are not very interested in music/audio. As a matter of fact, they really never ask. Furthermore, I am never compelled to provide a lecture on audio systems distinctions or any other sort of justification for my set up.
Even though my system is very modest (in a relative audiophile sense), occasionally, friends who visit see that I have more than a shelf sized mini system, will ask "why I have such a big stereo?" I don't get into it. I usually say something to the effect of ".... well you know I like music and I really like the music is produces."
For a few that show some interest I play music. I let them make up there own mind. No need for me to describe what they are hearing.