[kyrill]

at http://cdbaby.com/

read this wonderful funny email i got after ordering:



=== Shipped Items ===
** Shipped on 2008-05-30: **
1 of SCOTT ORR: Miles From Today ($11.99 each)
1 of TOM HANSON: Wake of the Moon ($9.99 each)
1 of TOM HANSON: Everything Takes Forever ($9.99 each)
***************

=========================


SHIPPING: $7.00
GRAND TOTAL : $38.97 - US Dollars


Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with
sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make
sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over
the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money
can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party
marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of
Portland waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in
our private CD Baby jet on this day, Friday, May 30th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby.  We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year."  We're all
exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Sigh...

[saisunil]

what a joy and sigh! not to take life too seriously ... have a little fun and chare a smile 

Thanks for sharing and hope it becomes contagious

[Canyoneagle]

 
That was FANTASTIC!   Thanks for sharing.

On the other end of the spectrum, anyone here who appreciates GREAT corporate sarcasm, here is the text from an order confirmation to despair.com ...........

Again, thanks for your recent order from Despair, Inc.

If you have received this email, it means that your credit
card information proved valid and that your order has
been sent.  You might assume now that we have your money
that you're in for better treatment.  You might also assume
that if you try really hard, you will succeed.  But your
assumptions would, in both cases, be completely wrong.
And that is why you REALLY need our products.

Regardless of those sad facts, we have some good news for
you.  The Demotivators(R) Greatest Hits Notecard Pack is
currently available for purchase at a 20% discount through
the end of the year.  That's almost a significant enough
discount to constitute something slightly less than not
quite highway robbery...   Why not take the chance to
prove to your friends, relatives and coworkers that you
cared enough to send the very worst - or that you didn't
care at all - by dropping them a card!

http://www.despair.com/sampler-packs.html

You'll be sorry you did, but nowhere near as sorry as
they will be.

As always, if you have questions, please fill out a
troubled ticket on the web at:

http://www.despair.com/trti.html

We'll do our best to solve the problem, since, you know,
we already have your money.

Automatically yours,
E.L.

[craig223]

Love despair.com.  If you are having a bad day, just visit the site and look at their collection of motivational satire.  My all time favorite is a picture of a man chasing a woman on the crest of a hill at sunrise/sunset.  The tag line,"Give up man, you will never catch her."

Craig

[Canyoneagle]

Here ya go!

Okay, sorry to hijack.