[*Scotty*]

Dee De Dee,
Scotty

[Tweaker]

It is the world's best tweak!

Hey!

   Here we go again.

    HiFiSoundguy, why don't you try it on your system with your concrete coated "World's Best Speaker" and let us know if this improved your system.

    BTW... have you heard about the "Audiophile Subsonic Butt Plug"? This tweak will give you and your system a much better bottom end feel. You might want to try that too. aa

Take care,
Buddy

I do not use those speakers anymore after hearing some vintage sansui sp-5500's! These speakers were not sold here in the states and are very hard to find....one of the best sounding speakers ever made..   Subsonic Butt Plug... please don't tell me about your personal problems

You bailed on your cut and concreted World Class Now DCM's for a pair of these? 
 

[SET Man]

It is the world's best tweak!

Hey!

   Here we go again.

    HiFiSoundguy, why don't you try it on your system with your concrete coated "World's Best Speaker" and let us know if this improved your system.

    BTW... have you heard about the "Audiophile Subsonic Butt Plug"? This tweak will give you and your system a much better bottom end feel. You might want to try that too. aa

Take care,
Buddy

I do not use those speakers anymore after hearing some vintage sansui sp-5500's! These speakers were not sold here in the states and are very hard to find....one of the best sounding speakers ever made..   Subsonic Butt Plug... please don't tell me about your personal problems

Hey!

   Actually you are the one with the problem

   Well, have a nice life. 

Take care,
Buddy

[HiFiSoundGuy]

It is the world's best tweak!

Hey!

   Here we go again.

    HiFiSoundguy, why don't you try it on your system with your concrete coated "World's Best Speaker" and let us know if this improved your system.

    BTW... have you heard about the "Audiophile Subsonic Butt Plug"? This tweak will give you and your system a much better bottom end feel. You might want to try that too. aa

Take care,
Buddy

I do not use those speakers anymore after hearing some vintage sansui sp-5500's! These speakers were not sold here in the states and are very hard to find....one of the best sounding speakers ever made..   Subsonic Butt Plug... please don't tell me about your personal problems

You bailed on your cut and concreted World Class Now DCM's for a pair of these? 
 

  Some say that speakers peaked in the 60's and 70's and went down hill after that....I'm a believer now!

[Tweaker]

Well, I'm guessing, from past experience, that it won't be long before you are raving to us about some other new speaker you've discovered. You're an interesting character, SoundGuy. 

[HiFiSoundGuy]

Well, I'm guessing, from past experience, that it won't be long before you are raving to us about some other new speaker you've discovered. You're an interesting character, SoundGuy. 

   They just don't make speakers like this anymore.....I will always be trying to find more of these sansui sp-5500's now.

[giantsteps]

Some AC members have shown absolutely no respect for this thread. If you're not a believer kindly refrain from posting.
Here's my own clever little clock with rocks hand picked from the shores of Massachusets...total cost $5.99.Although it took me several weeks to find the correct alignment/placement of the stones I swear it rivals Nathan's Synapse-Discharge Technology fueled 49.99 Sonicrock.




Frank

[satfrat]

Although it took me several weeks to find the correct alignment/placement of the stones I swear it rivals Nathan's Synapse-Discharge Technology fueled 49.99 Sonicrock.




Frank

Cross your heart and hope to die? 

[chadh]

Some AC members have shown absolutely no respect for this thread. If you're not a believer kindly refrain from posting.
Here's my own clever little clock with rocks hand picked from the shores of Massachusets...total cost $5.99.Although it took me several weeks to find the correct alignment/placement of the stones I swear it rivals Nathan's Synapse-Discharge Technology fueled 49.99 Sonicrock.




Frank

Fraud!  How can this work?  There's not an orange dot in sight.

Chad

[IronLion]

Its an older version.  The dot can be added for $15 dollars. 

[giantsteps]

Its an older version.  The dot can be added for $15 dollars. 

Im sorry Ironlion but due to infllation and other circumstances beyond my control the price of the new and improved Mark ll version of the orange dot is $19.99. Shipping is not included.
 

Frank

[IronLion]

Its an older version.  The dot can be added for $15 dollars. 

Im sorry Ironlion but due to infllation and other circumstances beyond my control the price of the new and improved Mark ll version of the orange dot is $19.99. Shipping is not included.

Understandable.  With material costs rising every day, that only makes sense.  I think I'll wait for the Mark III version though.  Should be out next week.   

[satfrat]

I just don't understand it,,, wasting all your time, money & resources on a friggen orange dot when you could simply win an auction for $15 and get the "Worlds Best Tweak" right over the phone. It's one of life's greatest mysteries,,,, 

Cheers,
Robin

[Tweaker]

Tweaks are very subjective and what works for one might not work for another. What if you buy the phone tweak and you don't like the results. Can you have it undone? Play the tones, or whatever the hell they are, backwards to reverse the affect?

[*Scotty*]

My vote for best tweak that even goes beyond the boundary's  of the SoniCrocks' performance involves using gastroliths and coprolites found in the Morrison formation.
Their obscurity and the difficultlies involved obtaining them insures their scarcity and guarantees their sonic effectiveness when they are in the same room with your system.
Research is underway to magnify their effect to the point that their mere presence on the same planet as your sound reproduction system will transform its' performance beyond your wildest expectations.
Scotty

[giantsteps]

My vote for best tweak that even goes beyond the boundary's  of the SoniCrocks' performance involves using gastroliths and coprolites found in the Morrison formation.
Their obscurity and the difficultlies involved obtaining them insures their scarcity and guarantees their sonic effectiveness when they are in the same room with your system.
Research is underway to magnify their effect to the point that their mere presence on the same planet as your sound reproduction system will transform its' performance beyond your wildest expectations.
Scotty

 I beg to differ. My stones are a selection of igneous, sedimentary and metamorphic stones carefully and proportionally selected from over 10,000 samples. And unlike the Sonicrocks faith is not crucial to sonic benefits although it does help.


 Satfrat - Never forget that mysterious element in audio ...system synergy.


 Frank 

[hmen]

Tweaks are very subjective and what works for one might not work for another. What if you buy the phone tweak and you don't like the results. Can you have it undone? Play the tones, or whatever the hell they are, backwards to reverse the affect?

I never thought about about the idea that someone might not like the "effect" and want to have it undone. I suppose they could consult a psychiatrist.

[IronLion]

Upon further investigation, it appears that if you want to have the tweak stop working, you have to hang up the phone. 

[Tweaker]

I decided to go to Machina Dynamica's site because I was sure there would be an in depth explanation as to how the teleportation thingy works.There wasn't. So I e-mailed them for an explanation. This statement from their site puzzles me, though:
 "Further benefits are obtained by performing the Teleportation Tweak for ANY or ALL additional phones in the house."
I don't know. This teleportation stuff kind of scares me. Anyone ever see "The Fly"?

[Bob in St. Louis]

Tweaks are very subjective and what works for one might not work for another. What if you buy the phone tweak and you don't like the results. Can you have it undone? Play the tones, or whatever the hell they are, backwards to reverse the affect?

I never thought about about the idea that someone might not like the "effect" and want to have it undone. I suppose they could consult a psychiatrist.

A priest would be needed to perform an exorcism.