So this amp self-destructs if anyone tries to open it up and take a look inside?
(cue theme from Mission Impossible plays in background]
Oddly, I can't find anything about this "manufactor " whatsoever.
No website. No reviews. No nothing.
In fact the only thing I could find was that ad on audiogon.com.
That must be some amazing Aerodynamic, Military Secret they are guarding, in that chasis!
One million years from now, the planet earth will erupt and explode into billions of small pieces and chunks. The zillion degree heat and intensity will destroy all living entities. Everything ever built, created or maufactored by human beings will be ripped apart, pulverized, crushed and vaporized .
Except.............for the Essence Saphire II amplifier (with custom finish)
The Saphire II (with custom finish) will survive the explosion and be hurled (unscathed) into the deepest, darkest corners of space. The momentum of the explosion will carry the Saphire II a gazillion light years away. It will pass through galaxies we mere humans could never even imagine. It will come within a few hundred miles of being sucked into large, distant molting Suns (custom finish remaining intact). It will travel a dark and lonely path, out in the black and cold plains of space.
Then one day, the Essence Saphire II amplifier (with custom finish) is spotted in it's perpetual travel.
The advanced alien species gently corrales the Essence Saphire II amplifier (with custom finish) from their advanced, dexterous spaceship; and pluck the wayward amplifier (with custom finish) from the cold grasp of eternal space.
The Aliens speculate this strange piece of space junk could very well be the last remaining evidence of an ancient species and civilization, who no longer exist.
The highly intellectually-advanced aliens briefly study the Essence Saphire II amplifier (with custom finish) and quickly come to the conclusion that it is an ancient tool used to convey music.
They take the the Essence Saphire II amplifier (with custom finish) to their groovy, highly-advanced two-channel, high-resolution music system. But before hooking it up and plugging it in; the alien decides to check all the internal parts (as a safety precaution, of course) and make sure they are still in safe operating condition.
He gently and carefully prys open the chasis of the the Essence Saphire II amplifier (with custom finish) and begins to lift the cover. Suddenly a red LED alert bulb flashes and a cloudy acidic vapor rises from the chasis. Before the alien can move the cover clear of the chasis, all the internal parts are melted and burned.
Aggravated, disgusted and disappointed the alien mutters under his breath. " Why couldn't it have been a McIntosh!"
