Ah, Nick,
'the very reserved and mechanical naming system'.
Hmmm. I do agree with that. But what do you expect from an Anglo with a genuine pommy grandmother whose Aussie husband was trained as a Doctor in London, whose other grandparents were country squires here in Australia, and who was sent to the Aussie equivalent of the British Public Boarding School?

Bloody hell, you should hear me speak, you'd almost think I was a Pom myself! And my mother, who also speaks French bless her socks, caused great confusion when she last visited the UK because no-one could place her county - but they all KNEW she came from the British Isles!
I'm half ashamed to reveal all this, because in the UK I'm classed as an alien according to the Immigration Act of 1968.
Maybe I should call these products Foreplay, Sex, and Afterglow (I love Dan Schmalle's approach, very droll...)
Mick Maloney calls his products after wines; Syrah, Cortese, Grange, Merlot, etc. Very swish.
Give me your ideas, you know I'll listen?!
Cheers,
Hugh