"Besides I have to sell them because I got my neighbor's wife pregnant. I have an opportunity to pick up the Wilson's Maxx II speakers. I don't want to get rid of them, but here you are."
Ok. Maybe he's offering everyone a chance to solve a riddle.You know, like, I am the father of my sisters son and the brother of my uncles father so what am I, sort of things.
Maybe he's his own neighbor and it's his wife that's involved and the new Wilson's are just part of the deal.
"I don't want to get rid of them, but here you are."
Ok. I'm stumped. I swear I was no where near this guy when he posted his ad. Weird. I swear I was asleep in bed that night.
Or maybe he's thinking there's an annual Audiogon non sequitur contest.