Ok.... my host has driven me over the edge. I've had to remove all sharp objects from the room.
The site has been up/down since Wednesday. My host decided to change both my IP address and PHP permissions without telling me. The SSL security features require an distinct IP address.
Anyway... long story short. After we get things working again I'll be moving the site to another host. Please be patient as this has put a big kink in our work schedule.