As in other financial analysis, we MADE assumptions.
To quote my hero, Benny Hill - 'When you assume, you make an ASS out of U & ME.'
or in terminology you might understand - The consistent error made by quants is confusing mark to model with mark to market. Or are you seriously telling us that your metrics are the same as that of the 'mass market', and that you would base your own purchasing decisions on your extensive market analysis?
Nor does your sharing you CV particularly impress. But sharing you Investment Banker background does explain your tendancy to come accross as a horse's patoot.
True story -
Ten years ago I recieved a call from the teacher of my then 10 year old. She related that when asked what his father did for a living, he replied to the assembled class-
'He the main pimp hereabouts, wit a fine stable of HOs!'
The teacher was incredulous, and said -
'Very funny, but what does your father really do?'
He again insisted, with a rising quivver in his voice -
'He the main pimp hereabouts, wit a fine stable of HOs!'
Seeing the teacher's mounting consternation, my son ran from the room, crying.
Upon hearing of this, I was quite embarassed for my son and felt I had to explain the reason for his outlandish behavior. So I explained -
'Well, you must understand, I'm an Investment Banker on Wall Street .....'
and she rapidly cut in -
'Oh, now I understand....'