Sounds like BS to me. 30-50% reduction of spectral decay from a few discs? Nonsense. The discs would have to be enormous to do that.
No doubt the disks are, um, paramagnetic, and, um, affect the quantum spin of, um, particles in the eighth dimension, allowing the disks, to, er, hurl intersecting cones (it has to be either a cone or a pyramid, right?) of time-shifting, um, flux. Yeah, flux. Which enables them to operate as if they were 4 feet across. Yeah. That's the ticket.
Hey, we already know the Intelligent Chip has solved the problem of the teleportation of matter, since it can rewrite CDs, literally moving the pits into correct alignment. And without using any energy source! And if they've solved teleportation and the energy crisis with nothing more that a piece of plastic with 3 little metal dots inside, then I think we have to assume that the very fabric of space-time is theirs to command.
Which has some disturbing implications if you think about it. Maybe we better not tick these people off. It's bad to irritate people who have the very fabric of space-time at their fingertips.
