Today's Smile

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« Reply #2141 on: 14 Jan 2024, 11:40 pm »
A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airline flight.
After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?'
The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."
The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"
To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did succumb to temptation and tasted a ham sandwich."
The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading..
A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"
The priest replied, "Yes, that is still very much a part of our faith."
The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"
The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my faith."
The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.
Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?

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(In reference to what happened recently with a Boeing door.)

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« Reply #2146 on: 15 Jan 2024, 09:09 pm »

 :lol:


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« Reply #2153 on: 17 Jan 2024, 11:45 am »


Do not worry about ring size, this one fits all.

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« Reply #2154 on: 17 Jan 2024, 02:03 pm »

Confession time: I actually had to sing the Scarecrow's song in my head to get this one!

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« Reply #2155 on: 17 Jan 2024, 03:20 pm »
Confession time: I actually had to sing the Scarecrow's song in my head to get this one!

No worries, I sometimes sing the alphabet to solve Wordle.

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