Today's Smile

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1581 on: 26 Aug 2023, 01:50 pm »
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 cans of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects:

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1582 on: 26 Aug 2023, 05:35 pm »
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 cans of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects:

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
My wife says  :finger:
I get that we are a mostly male site, but not exclusively.  Feeding an old misogynist stereotype is just not cool anymore.   

mikeeastman

Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1583 on: 26 Aug 2023, 05:39 pm »
My wife says :lol: :lol: :lol:

S Clark

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1584 on: 26 Aug 2023, 05:41 pm »
My wife says :lol: :lol: :lol:
No problem.  But fewer are finding this stuff funny.  It's on the wrong side of history.

cementhead

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« Reply #1585 on: 26 Aug 2023, 07:42 pm »
 :lol:

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1586 on: 26 Aug 2023, 09:08 pm »
 :lol:

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1588 on: 27 Aug 2023, 02:33 am »
It just struck me wrong.  It still does.   But let's  move on to something funny. 

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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1591 on: 27 Aug 2023, 06:42 pm »
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 cans of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test
subjects:

1) argued over nothing.
2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.


rodge827

Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1592 on: 27 Aug 2023, 08:48 pm »


I’m only allowed in there to do the dishes!!  :green:

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Re: Today's Smile
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Re: Today's Smile
« Reply #1594 on: 28 Aug 2023, 09:46 am »


Going to be chucking about this one all day :thumb: :lol:

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« Reply #1599 on: 31 Aug 2023, 02:14 am »


I heard that joke way back in the late 1960's.