Today's Smile

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Chevrolet has had some issues with a few of their EV's. They are recalling 120 Volts in the States and 240 Volts in Europe.

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Told a guy the other day I had emotional constipation for the last few days. He asked what that was. Told him him I couldn't give a shit about anybody for the last couple days. Seems to be happening more often.

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Toe the line...  :wink:

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I laughed out loud when I spotted the KR pic  :lol:

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^^^  :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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Think I been hiking with the wrong group!

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« Reply #319 on: 30 Aug 2021, 10:08 pm »

A DEA officer stopped at Graham's farm yesterday. He said “I need to inspect your farm for the growing of illegal drugs.”

Graham said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the officer removed his badge and shoved it in Graham's face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want! On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!!”

Graham nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later,he heard loud screams.Graham looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by his big ol’ mean bull,Widow Maker.With every step the bull was gaining ground, and it seemed likely that agent would sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

Graham threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs

“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”