A DEA officer stopped at Graham's farm yesterday. He said “I need to inspect your farm for the growing of illegal drugs.”
Graham said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the officer removed his badge and shoved it in Graham's face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want! On any land! No questions asked or answers given! Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!!”
Graham nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores. A short time later,he heard loud screams.Graham looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by his big ol’ mean bull,Widow Maker.With every step the bull was gaining ground, and it seemed likely that agent would sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Graham threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”