Today's Smile

Clive197 · « **Reply #322 on:** 9 Sep 2021, 02:22 pm »

I was in my local record collectors shop the other day when this bloke went up to the owner and said "I want a record on wasp noises.I don't want a cd or tape version, I only want a 12" vinyl version" The owner went into the back and came back 5 mins later with a 12" vinyl.The customer said "Do you mind if you play it before I buy it just in case it jumps half way through it?" The owner puts the record on and after a few seconds the bloke say's "I'm sorry mate but that's not wasp noises I can assure you! I'm an expert on wasp and that definitely ain't wasp noises?" The owner stops the record and looks at it and say's "I do apologise Sir I've played the B side by mistake!"

OTM · « **Reply #323 on:** 9 Sep 2021, 03:15 pm »

glynnw · « **Reply #324 on:** 9 Sep 2021, 04:08 pm »

Doh!!!

JerryM · « **Reply #325 on:** 11 Sep 2021, 10:07 pm »

Yes, I know...

Spyman · « **Reply #326 on:** 11 Sep 2021, 10:22 pm »

Ron D · « **Reply #327 on:** 11 Sep 2021, 10:53 pm »

WildPhydeaux · « **Reply #328 on:** 12 Sep 2021, 01:32 am »

I learned more French from cereal boxes than from French class at school...

Cheers,
Robert

James Tanner · « **Reply #329 on:** 12 Sep 2021, 12:35 pm »

Spyman · « **Reply #330 on:** 12 Sep 2021, 04:43 pm »

rodge827 · « **Reply #331 on:** 12 Sep 2021, 05:29 pm »

James Tanner · « **Reply #332 on:** 13 Sep 2021, 11:28 am »

Spyman · « **Reply #333 on:** 13 Sep 2021, 02:51 pm »

JCarney · « **Reply #334 on:** 13 Sep 2021, 03:41 pm »

Don't ya just hate the one ups man-ship?

JCarney

weatherman1 · « **Reply #335 on:** 14 Sep 2021, 05:03 am »

Spyman · « **Reply #336 on:** 14 Sep 2021, 02:35 pm »

James Tanner · « **Reply #337 on:** 15 Sep 2021, 11:59 am »

Spyman · « **Reply #338 on:** 15 Sep 2021, 02:31 pm »

Spyman · « **Reply #339 on:** 16 Sep 2021, 02:49 pm »