Oh come now, if you have to ask...
This is a "product" that is so far removed from what happens on this forum, that I actually hesitate to comment, but since I used to do a little car audio, I know how the scene was about 3-4 years ago.
All the things that you describe exist.
There are others, people who want good sound in a car. I dropped a modest 3K on a system for my BMW - separates for the front stage, sealed 12 inch sub, 2 amps. The sound was decent, at best.
The bass pressure however, I have yet to equal anywhere. That Fosgate 12 inch sub, driven by a Class D 500w mono amp, would really pressurize the cabin - I am not talking about booming bass that you hear 2 blocks away. I was proud that the system could not be heard from 5 feet away from the car, with windows and sunroof closed. Hop in though, and it would stand the hair on the back of your neck with Madonna or Crystal Method.
I sold the car, and have not bothered to invest in a system for my Accord - it is more money that it is worth, to achieve mediocre results, in cars, in my experience.
I sold off some of the gear, but retained the rest for use in my HT system, since I don't care as much about the SQL of that portion of my home system... and it was like having free in ceiling surround speakers.
Sure, we can all poke fun at the kids in Civics, but some of them grow up to buy decent home kit too!
Now, how do I get 16 of those subs into my laundry room, and run them IB....