
We hated that thing! My mother would use it on us weekly to maintain in between haircuts. It ripped out far more hair than it would actually cut. My father was the only one who could tell her she’s not using it on him. Smart man.
My father had a few lines he was famous for with us:
“I wish I could go to work right now so I could relax.”
Us: “What do you want for Father’s Day/Christmas/Birthday?”
Dad: “Peace and quiet.”
Every time.
We used to get pretty upset with those lines. Now having kids, I totally get it. I reminded him of that one time. He grinned and nodded, saying “the old man wasn’t as stupid as you thought he was, huh?” I don’t say it to my kids, but I think it all the time.