Phono preamp
If you even try to decapitate me, my Taiwanese wife will make your you know what wither and die with her constant barrage of angry Chinglish. An angry Asian women is not to be messed with. 
We have a phono preamp already! Off with your head!! Assuming it's ok with your wife of course.
Actually, you live to die another day. I dare not anger Asian women.
